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Garden Centre Tribe: Part II
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
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Martin settles into the tribe’s strange daily routines inside a garden centre. Utapu shows him a growing display of household goods that threatens their way of life and decides a sacrifice is needed. After a feverish ordeal, Martin wakes in bed with two visitors offering a mundane explanation. He has a startling souvenir that makes their reassurance less convincing.
The funny people
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Every year, more and more space devoted to non-garden products.
Script
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- 00:19
Pontempi
Martin, what is kiss?
- 00:21
Martin
Kiss.
- 00:38
Pontempi
Bontempi-like.
- 00:39
Martin
It is hand job.
- 00:50
Martin
Look! Boiled Sweets. Pensioners must be close.
- 00:54
Utapu
You learn much, Martin.
- 00:58
A
- 00:58
Martin
Utapu, what is wrong? You look sad, my friend. What is this place? I haven't seen it before.
- 01:07
Utapu
Covered retail area. Great sadness for Utapu's people. Every year, more and more space devoted to non-garden products.
- 01:15
Martin
What bastards!
- 01:17
Utapu
This all wants perennials. now home and giftware section soon father's land disappear due to retail diversification
- 01:25
Martin
must be something we can do
- 01:27
Utapu
hmm must make sacrifice to the idols take him to the shed of destinies
- 02:17
Where's the time?
- 02:29
Martin
where's the top where's Bontempi
- 02:32
Friend 1
Oh Martin you've been like this for three days there is new tarpoo up on Tempe.
- 02:36
Friend 2
It might be food poisoning. Did you have anything to eat at the garden center cafe? It's awful.
- 02:43
Martin
It's not food poisoning. I was there. It was real.
- 02:46
Friend 1
No Martin, you're just very ill.
- 02:49
Martin
Then explain this.
The rabbit hole continues
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