Art Collector

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1. 00:03
   

   Shirling Guy

   Oh, well, here are in the drawing room. This is where I keep my treasures, as you can see.

2. 00:10
   

   Artist

   Wow, this is a great art collection.

3. 00:12
   

   Shirling Guy

   Oh, yes. Well, thank you very much. I've been collecting for some years. You know, it's a modest collection, really. Something to put away for the kids, you know.

4. 00:21
   

   Artist

   That is one of my favorite pieces.

5. 00:23
   

   Shirling Guy ?

   Oh, really? like that? How do you like that?

6. 00:27
   

   Artist

   It's a real breakthrough.

7. 00:28
   

   Shirling Guy

   Hey, hey, yeah. I mean, the level of talent is quite frightening isn't it you know i often wonder how you artistic types get your ideas you know

8. 00:36
   

   Artist ?

   well

9. 00:37
   

   Shirling Guy

   well i mean think of it this guy he goes into a bar somewhere you know and he's watching some guys play pool and the next thing you know he's he's painting dogs playing pool i mean that's a gift

10. 00:48
    

    Artist

    and dogs can't even play pool

11. 00:50
    

    Shirling Guy

    i know i know to think of that when and it goes against all the laws of nature.

12. 00:57
    

    Artist

    That's art. That's art.

13. 01:00
    

    Shirling Guy

    Hey, tell me what you think of this one.

14. 01:05
    

    Artist

    That's a stunning piece.

15. 01:07
    

    Shirling Guy

    I know, I know. It's quite moving, isn't it? The crane clown. I mean, to think of it, you know, a clown who normally you'd expect to be the happiest little camper in the world, and he's found underneath to be in his soul, unhappy.

16. 01:22
    

    Artist

    You know, I've learned that people who seem happy often are unhappy this is a wonderful art collection

17. 01:34
    

    Shirling Guy

    oh well you know I mean so it's probably junk

18. 01:37
    

    Artist ?

    come on

19. 01:37
    

    Shirling Guy

    well you know I think I've been fairly astute in my selections

20. 01:41
    

    Artist

    you know I would be honored to have one of my pieces hang here

21. 01:45
    

    Shirling Guy

    well let's take a look at one of your paintings

22. 01:48
    

    Artist ?

    okay

23. 01:48
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    hey yes Hey, that's a very good Elvis

24. 02:01
    

    Artist

    thank you it took a lot of time almost three hours and I used a lot of paint

25. 02:08
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    I did it oh yes I guess I can see the paint is quite thick and uh oh the frames from Mexico

26. 02:15
    

    Artist ?

    yes

27. 02:17
    

    Shirling Guy

    I might add a little value well I suppose we should talk business business eh

28. 02:23
    

    Artist ?

    I'm prepared

29. 02:24
    

    Shirling Guy

    all right how much do you want for your painting

30. 02:26
    

    Artist

    eight dollars

31. 02:28
    

    Shirling Guy

    eight dollars oh dear oh dear oh dear puppy a puppy no no no I did tell you that truth that's a little bit more than I was thinking about spending

32. 02:40
    

    Artist

    well I am interested in listening to a counter-offer

33. 02:44
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    hey yeah that's four dollars

34. 02:48
    

    Artist

    see it's just that the frame and the paint cost me sick so I'd be

35. 02:55

    I just

36. 02:57
    

    Shirling Guy

    Tell me, uh, did you know Elvis?

37. 03:01
    

    Artist

    No, but I've been to Graceland.

38. 03:03
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    Have you really?

39. 03:04
    

    Artist

    You know, it's quite small.

40. 03:06
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    Really? Hey, uh, I hear he died in a bathtub, eh?

41. 03:12
    

    Artist

    That is the sad truth.

42. 03:14
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    Eh? Seven dollars.

43. 03:16
    

    Artist

    Sold.

44. 03:17
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    There you go. I've got you something to deal with seven dollars. Wait for it. Now, come on now. Let's seal this with a drink before someone steals it away from me. There you go.

45. 03:27
    

    Artist ?

    Mattoos.

46. 03:28
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    Oh. Are you familiar with this way?

47. 03:33
    

    Artist

    Some say a little too familiar

48. 03:35
    

    Shirling Guy ?

    You are too big this way

49. 03:37
    

    Shirling Guy

    There you go Ah, to a great painting It's made me as happy as a circus seal balancing a beach ball on his nose

50. 03:46
    

    Artist

    Cheers