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Cut for Time: Christmas Romance

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The setup

A smitten young man turns up on Amy Adams's doorstep at Christmas with a stack of handwritten cue cards, and his wordless declaration of love keeps veering into ham, hot dogs and alarming confessions.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

When a quiet young man rings Amy Adams's doorbell on a snowy night, she covers for him with her husband inside by claiming it is carol singers, while a boombox plays Silent Night. He then begins flipping through hand-lettered cards in the style of the famous Love Actually scene, but his tender message keeps derailing: compliments give way to a boast about cooking the perfect ham, a garbled attempt at a classic romantic line, fears about dancing skeletons, an unsettling memory involving the women's locker room and a growing fixation on hot dogs. Adams, struggling to keep a straight face, stops to ask what he is even doing there, works out where his real passion lies and points out that the movie dog his father supposedly voiced never spoke. When he finally asks for her answer, she gently turns him down and he cheerfully heads off into the night.

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Highly quotable.

What are you talking about? I thought you came to tell me you love me.

I get it. You love hot dogs.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Cut for time from the December 20, 2014 episode hosted by Amy Adams; NBC posted it online on December 23, 2014.

ScriptEnglish · 12 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:05

    Herself

    Oh Hi, what What are you doing here? My husband's right inside.

  2. 00:12

    Who is it?

  3. 00:14

    Herself

    Um, it's carol singers

  4. 00:39

    And

  5. 01:10

    Herself

    I complete meat?

  6. 01:25

    Herself

    What are you talking about? I thought you came to tell me you love me.

  7. 02:36

    Herself

    what are you even doing here what do you want

  8. 03:13

    Herself

    I get it. You love hot dogs.

  9. 03:28

    Herself

    her dog didn't even talk

  10. 04:03

    Herself

    Look, you're sweet, but I'm married, also you're not that sweet so

  11. 04:07

    Herself

    oh sure yeah that makes perfect sense

  12. 04:10

    Suitor

    Peace!

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