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The Jizzle

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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

A cheerful infomercial pitchman shows off a miracle cleaning rag whose very specific purpose is the joke.

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Wipe, wipe, gone. Easy peasy.

Now that's something your mom's bathrobe isn't gonna do.

The premise

Here’s the bit.

In a send-up of rag-and-towel infomercials, a headset-wearing pitchman named Kyle explains why an ordinary rag is no match for his product. He demonstrates it on a tile, a carpet and his own forearm, mocks the crusty old sock at home, and rolls out gushing customer testimonials before offering a three-for-one deal with the usual flashing order screen. The gag is how closely the sales patter follows a real TV pitch while describing a messy, embarrassing use.

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