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Holiday Fantanas
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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
In a spoof of a soda ad, three Santa-hatted Fantanas roll through a snowy forest on scooters introducing candy cane, cinnamon spice and gingerbread flavors, followed by a larger fourth girl whose holiday ham dinner drink comes with gravy, stuffing and a fruitcake chaser. At a living-room Christmas party the three flavors flirt with a man on the couch while the dinner-flavored Beth muscles in with her two-liter bottle, slathering him in gravy and chasing him across the room. The ad ends in a snowy staged tableau where Beth tackles a Santa-suited dancer, then a polar bear wanders through for a mock health disclaimer.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 4
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Fanta, Santa, I've been naughty. Won't you be nice?
It's turkey time!
Script
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- 00:01
Speaker 1
Fanta flavors, in four new holiday flavors. Candy Cane Capri, Cinnamon Spice Lola, Frosted Gingerbread Kiki, and now available new Holiday Ham Dinner Beth, complete with gravy, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, cream corn, fruit cake, and mincemeat pie. And wrap that mink, then enjoy a Fanta.
- 00:29
Holiday Ham Dinner Beth
Oh, your lips look so thirsty. Don't you want some Fanta? It's got gravy.
- 00:35
Speaker 2
Davey, ooh, you sexy. Someone in a mistletoe
- 00:40
Speaker 3
Don't you need a Fanta? Don't you need a Fanta Fanta? Don't you need a need a Fanta?
- 00:44
Holiday Ham Dinner Beth
It's turkey time. And Dribble Dabble!
- 00:50
Speaker 3
Don't you need a Fanta? Don't you need a Fanta Fanta? Don't you need a
- 00:53
Holiday Ham Dinner Beth
What a hot sweaty Santa. Wet your whistle with some... Move! Oh, Ooooh Fanta, Santa, I've been naughty. Won't you be nice? You want to sit on my lap? You have to lick it off.
- 01:40
Speaker 1
Now available for a limited time, Beth's Carcass, Ice, 45 with vitamin C and hepatitis A.
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