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Dad Wired Shut

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The setup

A nervous boyfriend's first dinner with his girlfriend's parents gets messy when her father, his jaw wired shut, has to eat through his nose.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Helen brings her new boyfriend Brian home to meet her parents over a meatloaf dinner. Mrs. Anderson explains that her husband's jaw was wired shut after a car accident, so Mr. Anderson spends the meal sucking water, tomato soup and even a drumstick up through his nose while Brian tries to make polite conversation about college and a family party. When Helen starts choking, her bandaged father and Brian both rush to save her, and in the scramble Brian breaks Mr. Anderson's nose. A week later the family gathers for another dinner, with Dad's nose now taped up too.

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Daddy doesn't get the wire out for another week, so he has to drink everything up through his nose.

Oh, that's Morse code. That's SOS.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The sketch aired in the show's fourth-season sixth episode, which Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore directed; the episode's writing is credited to Moore as head writer with Sam Brown, Cregger, Darren Trumeter and Timmy Williams.

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