Where You Parked Your Car

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1. 00:01
   

   Friend using a long mnemonic ?

   All right, so we have to remember H5.

2. 00:04
   

   Friend using a short mnemonic

   OK. Oh, I got it. High five.

3. 00:07
   

   Friend using a long mnemonic

   Oh, I see. Oh, that's good. I see what you're trying to do there, trying to figure out a mnemonic device.

4. 00:11
   

   Friend using a short mnemonic ?

   OK,

5. 00:12
   

   Friend using a long mnemonic

   high fives came out in the 70s. That's when they were invented. That's a seven. There's two of us. So if you subtract two from seven, that's five.

6. 00:20
   

   Friend using a short mnemonic

   OK, great. So you got it.

7. 00:21
   

   Friend using a long mnemonic

   And then there's five major food groups.

8. 00:24
   

   Friend using a short mnemonic

   Why are you going on?

9. 00:25
   

   Friend using a long mnemonic

   Oh, no, you're going to love this. This is fun for me because it's a puzzle.

10. 00:28
    

    Friend using a short mnemonic ?

    No, no puzzle. OK,

11. 00:29
    

    Friend using a long mnemonic

    five major food groups. There's meat, vegetables, grain, dairy, and fruits. My favorite fruit is pineapple.

12. 00:35
    

    Friend using a short mnemonic

    But you know that we got it already.

13. 00:37
    

    Friend using a long mnemonic

    Pineapple comes from Hawaii.

14. 00:39
    

    Friend using a short mnemonic

    OK.

15. 00:40
    

    Friend using a long mnemonic

    And ooh, ooh, my favorite current show is Hawaii Five-O.

16. 00:44
    

    Friend using a short mnemonic

    Hawaii Five-O. OK, so that's it. Done. We're done. Hawaii Five-O.

17. 00:47
    

    Friend using a long mnemonic

    And Scott, Scott Kahn is the star of Hawaii Five-O.

18. 00:50
    

    Friend using a short mnemonic

    We're really talking about Scott Kahn right now?

19. 00:51
    

    Friend using a long mnemonic

    And his father is James Kahn, who's one of the five major stars of the, one of the five five major huge stars, right, of the Godfather movies. So it's Khan, Pacino, Brando, Duvall, and

20. 01:05
    

    Friend using a short mnemonic ?

    Diane Keaton.

21. 01:08
    

    Friend using a long mnemonic

    Yes, Diane Keaton. And it's easy to remember her name, because her name is the same last name as Buster Keaton and Michael Keaton, both comedians. And when you laugh, you say, ha, ha, ha.

22. 01:18
    

    Friend using a short mnemonic

    Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You see what you're doing? You're overcomplicating the whole thing. We already had it. You're just making it more difficult, just like you do everything. I left my phone in the car, which is... Wait, hold up. A dap. No, it was a handshake.

23. 01:37
    

    Friend using a long mnemonic ?

    No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Ha, Buster Keaton and Michael Keaton, same last name as Diane Keaton, is one of the five huge stars on the Godfather movies. It's Keaton, Brando, Duvall, Pacino, and James Caan, who is the father of Scott Caan, who's the star of Hawaii Five-O, Hawaii pineapple, pineapple's my favorite fruit, Five major food groups. There's two of us. Five plus two is seven. That's the 70s. High fives, and it's five.

24. 02:01
    

    Friend using a short mnemonic

    High five! High five! I had it! Damn!