Trevor Moore
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Trevor Talks to the Kids
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
A teacher introduces Trevor, a television worker, to a circle of young children, and he happily takes questions about careers in TV. When a child mentions wanting to be an astronaut, he cheerfully informs the class that the moon landing was faked and walks them through supposed evidence, including photographs of a crash site and a wreck. He then escalates to a story about a secret society at Yale and what its members supposedly do and worship, while the kids react with blank stares and the teacher's cheer fades. The bit plays as a straight-faced educational visit that keeps getting more inappropriate.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 1
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Does anybody here want to work in television when they grow up?
Take a look at this wreckage. See how there's no plane parts on the ground there?
President Bush was in a secret society at Yale called the Skull and Bones.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Sam Brown
Writer
Zach Cregger
Writer
Darren Trumeter
Writer
Timmy Williams
Writer
Zach Cregger
Director
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:10
Speaker 1
Hey, how are you?
- 00:11
Trevor
Good, how are you?
- 00:13
Speaker 1
Pretty good, nice to meet you. Okay class, this is Trevor and he works in television and he is going to talk to us today, okay?
- 00:19
Trevor
Okay. Hi, how's everyone doing? High five. Oh, there we go. I work in television on a comedy show. Does anybody here want to work in television when they grow up? Okay, okay. Who likes comedy? Who's the class clown?
- 00:34
Speaker 2
Joey!
- 00:35
Trevor
Joey? Joey's the class clown?
- 00:37
Speaker 2
I saw Sarah at Reese's and this is what her face looks like.
- 00:42
Trevor
Okay, all right. Oh, you want to be an astronaut. Well, that's great. You can be an astronaut. All you have to do is study flying or science, and maybe someday you could be the first astronaut or walk on the moon.
- 00:56
Speaker 2
No first walk on the moon.
- 01:01
Trevor
Well, no, not really. That wasn't real. See, there was this thing called the Cold War, and in order to beat the Russians, we kind of faked that.
- 01:18
Trevor
That never happened. See how there's no windows on the side? And see underneath where there's like a pod thing? What's that, right? Take a look at this wreckage. See how there's no plane parts on the ground there? What does that look like?
- 01:33
Speaker 2
A missile.
- 01:35
Trevor
You see, President Bush was in a secret society at Yale called the Skull and Bones. His dad was, too. And they all worship Satan.
- 01:43
Speaker 1
President Bush worships Satan?
- 01:45
Trevor
In my personal opinion, absolutely. And one of the Skull and Bones initiation rituals is that to get in, you have to lie naked in a coffin and masturbate in front of the older members. But the really messed up thing is that since former President Bush, Bush Senior, was also a member, he requested to be there to watch his son's initiation.
- 02:07
Trevor
So, he watched his own son masturbate. President Bush masturbated in front of his dad. Yeah, it's pretty gross.
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