Bogey on My Six

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1. 00:05
   

   Cloud Pony

   Falling back into formation. Let's all keep lookout for the MiGs about 1,300 feet below. I've Mayday! Mayday! I got a bogey on my tail. I don't know where this guy came from. He's riding me good. I need your help.

2. 00:20
   

   Air Dragon (Rick)

   Sit tight, Cloud Pony. I'm en route.

3. 00:23
   

   Air Dragon (Rick)

   My dogs are barking. I need backup.

4. 00:27
   

   Cloud Pony

   Thanks, Air Dragon. I owe you one.

5. 00:33
   

   Air Dragon (Rick)

   Sure you do. Yeah, that's right. You owe me another one, actually.

6. 00:41
   

   Cloud Pony

   Yeah, you're a good pilot and a great wingman.

7. 00:45
   

   Air Dragon (Rick)

   Seems like every time we get airborne, there's a bogey on your tail and I bail you out.

8. 00:51
   

   Cloud Pony

   Well, I guess.

9. 00:53
   

   Air Dragon (Rick)

   It seems like every time I do, you say, thanks, Air Dragon, I owe you one.

10. 00:58
    

    Cloud Pony

    Well, I owe you one. I do the same for you.

11. 01:01
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Well, I never get bogeys on my tail. I just seem to keep them off yours.

12. 01:06
    

    Cloud Pony

    Well, you're a better pilot than I am.

13. 01:08
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    And clearly, a better friend

14. 01:10
    

    Cloud Pony

    What's that supposed to mean?

15. 01:13
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Well, you're a great cook

16. 01:15
    

    Cloud Pony

    What's that have to do with anything?

17. 01:17
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Well, did you ever think that getting me back doesn't have to be shooting bogeys off my tail?

18. 01:23
    

    Cloud Pony

    What?

19. 01:24
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    You know my wife Ling Pai and I are lonely We like some company every now and then We can't have kids

20. 01:29
    

    Cloud Pony

    I didn't know you and Ling Pai couldn't have kids

21. 01:31
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Yeah, why do you think I call her the Yellow Baron?

22. 01:35
    

    Cloud Pony

    I thought it was an aviator thing

23. 01:37
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    No. Maybe you owing me one could be paid off by a nice sit-down dinner for the little lady and I.

24. 01:43
    

    Cloud Pony

    Oh, well, that's no problem. Do you two want to come over for dinner sometime?

25. 01:47
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    No, not now. I want you to invite me over because you mean it, not because I said something about it. I don't want your pity. The Baron and I aren't desperate.

26. 01:57
    

    Cloud Pony

    Oh, no. Air Dragon! Mayday! Mayday! I got a bogey on my six! I got a bogey on my six! I need your help, buddy!

27. 02:04
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    I read you loud and clear. You want something else from me.

28. 02:09
    

    Cloud Pony

    Listen! Do you and Ling Pai want to come over for dinner tomorrow?

29. 02:13
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Not now. You have to ask me when I'm not expecting it. It means more.

30. 02:19
    

    Cloud Pony

    I could die here! Hey, Rick!

31. 02:47
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Yes.

32. 02:49
    

    Cloud Pony

    Man, I was wondering if you and Ling Pai would like to come over for dinner tonight.

33. 02:55
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    I don't know. I'll have to check with Ling's chemo sessions to see if she can fit it in.

34. 02:59
    

    Cloud Pony

    Well, me and Bob would really love it if you could.

35. 03:04
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Well, that sounds very nice. Thank you.

36. 03:06
    

    Cloud Pony

    Are

37. 03:07
    

    Cloud Pony

    Hey Rick!

38. 03:09
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Yeah?

39. 03:09
    

    Cloud Pony

    I got a you on my six?

40. 03:11
    

    Air Dragon (Rick)

    Sure thing. Let me get that for you, buddy.

41. 03:14
    

    Cloud Pony

    Thanks, man.