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A Girl's Halloween
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
At 8 p.m., Megan, Janelle and their friend dress up as a mouse, a cat and a wedge of cheese, take selfies and promise each other a chill night of dinner and a stop at a friend's place. The short keeps jumping ahead to 4 a.m., where those plans have fallen apart: a lost credit card, smeared whiskers, a screaming fight on the sidewalk, a friend furious that she got stuck being the cheese, and Megan stumbling down the street in the gray heels she was so proud of. Janelle's vow not to drink ends with her vomiting onto a pizza while Megan propositions the men at the next table, until the pizzeria's owner throws them out and threatens them with a hose. Back home, the women congratulate themselves on a fun girls' night just as a shirtless man painted green like the Hulk pops up beside them, and Megan reappears with green smeared around her mouth.
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
You guys got to be cute, and you made me be the cheese.
I think I'm not going to drink tonight.
I'm so glad it was just us girls.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:03
Megan, you look so cute.
- 00:05
Megan
Aw, thanks. Janelle, will you, like, fluff the back of my hair? I feel like it's getting flat.
- 00:11
Janel
Yeah, yeah.
- 00:11
The Cheese
You guys, I love how, like, we're keeping it so chill this year.
- 00:14
Janel
I know. So we're just grabbing dinner and then heading to Ryan's for a bit?
- 00:18
Mm-hmm.
- 00:18
Megan
You guys, let's do a selfie.
- 00:20
Oh, okay. All right, I'm ready.
- 00:26
Janel
This is gonna be such a fun night.
- 00:30
Megan
This next one, and I don't have it. Who has it?
- 00:36
Please hurry up. I need to get pizza. Oh, pizza, bitch!
- 00:43
Janel
Hey, Megan, will you join my whiskers? Yours look, like, so good.
- 00:46
Megan
Yes. I did, like, a little white line underneath for definition.
- 00:51
Janel
But that's so smart. Yes, like, that's how I want mine to look. I'm gonna look so cute!
- 00:57
Megan
I'm so ugly!
- 00:59
Janel
Don't say that.
- 01:00
The Cheese
Megan, don't!
- 01:01
Megan
You stop, because you've been being a bitch to me all night!
- 01:04
Janel
That's because you wouldn't wait!
- 01:05
Megan
No, you said to go!
- 01:10
The Cheese
Should I paint my nails yellow?
- 01:11
Megan
Oh, yeah, you should do yellow for the cheese.
- 01:14
Janel
Hey, if you want to be a cat, too, like, I have extra.
- 01:17
The Cheese
Oh, that's okay. I like being the cheese. Why did you make me be the cheese? You guys got to be cute, and you made me be the cheese. Why the ?
- 01:26
Megan
To make the shoes cute, it was so hard to find gray ones that matched.
- 01:34
Uh, miss, please wait.
- 01:37
Megan
I got it now. Come on, wait for me.
- 01:40
Janel
You know what? I think I'm not going to drink tonight.
- 01:52
Megan
Good idea, Janelle.
- 01:53
The Cheese
That's so smart, Janelle.
- 01:54
Hmm. Me. Oh, God.
- 01:59
Megan
Baby, you want some of this?
- 02:02
Pizza Guy
That's it. You and your drunk friends got to get out of my restaurant now.
- 02:04
No, you cannot yell at her.
- 02:07
Pizza Guy
Get out of my store, okay, before I turn the hose on you.
- 02:09
Oh, yeah, you would love to do that, you nasty pervert. You heard that?
- 02:20
Spooky. I look cute. Oh, my God, every year?
- 02:36
The Cheese
Tonight was so fun.
- 02:38
Janel
Yeah. Yeah, I'm so glad it wasn't such girls.
- 02:42
Hulk
Hey, what about me?
- 02:44
The Cheese
Oh, who let that guy in?
- 02:47
Megan
I have no freaking idea.
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