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At Lunch

The Carol Burnett Show
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

Mr. Tudball's National Secretary Week lunch for Mrs. Wiggins at a fancy restaurant tests his patience from the moment she wriggles into the booth.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Pushed by his wife into honoring National Secretary Week, Mr. Tudball takes Mrs. Wiggins to lunch at the 21 Club. Her tight skirt turns sliding into the booth into an ordeal, she asks the waiter for directions to a ladies' room she has no plans to visit, and every attempt at polite conversation collapses under her literal-minded answers while Mr. Tudball keeps the double Scotches coming. A trip to powder her nose ends when she cannot find anything but a door with a woman painted on it. After she finally orders an extravagant meal, Mr. Tudball balks at the bill and heads back to the office with a parting jab, and Mrs. Wiggins promptly cancels the food and settles for a cup of coffee.

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Highly quotable.

Why did you ask that waiter then, where's the ladies' room if you're not going to the ladies' room? — In case I ever come here again.

Like you're trying to stuff the Hindenburg into a Volkswagen.

All that's there is a door with a woman painted on it.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

This was the seventh of the 19 Mrs. Wiggins installments, airing in a Christmas Day 1976 "family show" edition of the series.

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