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Spaghetti with Bumblebees
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Carroll waits for Bob before they catch up and summon a waiter. The waiter’s menu answer brings a complaint about his manner, and the manager joins the already crowded shot to apologize. A talking sandwich named Frank then appears and slips into the same casual small talk. With each arrival, ordinary restaurant conversation becomes stranger through exaggerated voices, fixed expressions and an expanding cluster of faces. Frank eventually returns the conversation to the odd menu, prompting everyone to laugh together.
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Highly quotable.
Spaghetti and fried bumblebees.
Do you have fried bumblebees today?
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Carroll
Gee, I wonder where Bob is.
- 00:03
Bob
Hi, Carol.
- 00:04
Carroll
Hi, Bob. I didn't think you were going to show.
- 00:06
Bob
Yeah, sorry I'm late. I kind of got caught up in traffic.
- 00:09
Carroll
That's cool. What's up?
- 00:11
Bob
Uh, not that much. I went to the new cutlery barn on 34th Street today.
- 00:15
Carroll
Oh, what's it like?
- 00:16
Bob
It's pretty cool.
- 00:17
Carroll
Hey, you want to eat some food?
- 00:18
Bob
Okay.
- 00:20
Carroll
Later.
- 00:21
Waiter
Hi, can I take your order?
- 00:23
Carroll
What are your specials, please?
- 00:25
Waiter
Um, spaghetti and fried bumblebees.
- 00:27
Bob
Hey, you can't talk to us like that. We want to see the manager.
- 00:31
Waiter
Okay. Manager.
- 00:34
Manager
Hi, what seems to be the problem?
- 00:36
Carroll
We didn't like the way your waiter talked to us.
- 00:39
Manager
I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
- 00:41
Bob
Okay.
- 00:42
Frank
Hey, guys. Is there room at this table?
- 00:44
Carroll
Hi, Frank.
- 00:46
Frank
Oh, sorry I'm late. I was down at the new cutlery barn.
- 00:49
Bob
I've been there, and I got pretty cool stuff.
- 00:51
Carroll
Yeah, I should go check that out.
- 00:54
Frank
Yeah, you should. Waiter, do you have fried bumblebees today?
- 00:57
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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