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Divorced Dad: STD Advice

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The setup

A sleepless boy asks his divorced father whether kissing spreads disease, and gets a far more graphic answer than he bargained for.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Unable to sleep, a boy pads into his divorced dad's bedroom and climbs onto the bed to share a worry: a schoolmate has warned him that kissing a girl can give you a sexually transmitted disease. His father warmly reassures him that kissing is perfectly innocent, then sets about listing, with total sincerity and no sense of his audience, a long run of real and invented sex acts that definitely do carry a risk, before signing off with some baffling hygiene advice and packing the boy back to bed ahead of rugby practice.

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Highly quotable.

You can't catch an STD from kissing. Kissing is the simplest, purest, most enjoyable pleasure a guy and a girl can share.

Oddly enough though, golden showers, absolutely fine.

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