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Boop-It

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The setup

A toy commercial for the memory game Boop It falls apart when a divorced dad refuses to let the kids leave until he wins a round.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Boop It is pitched as a fast, noisy memory game with nine actions, where players twist, honk, squish and boink in sequence. The ad follows a family around the coffee table as the kids take turns and the mustached dad, Mr. Williams, keeps stepping in. He gets his daughter eliminated, sends the kids' friend Tyler home so he can concentrate, and is on a winning streak when his ex-wife Deirdre arrives at the door, furious that the kids are two hours past drop-off. The kids leave, and Mark ends the commercial begging Deirdre for one more try with the game.

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Highly quotable.

Tyler, your mom just called.

Damn it, Deirdre! You messed me up!

You were supposed to drop the kids off two hours ago.

ScriptEnglish · 45 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:00

    Speaker 1

    Tired of the same old games? Then get ready for... Boop It! The memory-building game that's fun for the whole family. All you've got to do is...

  2. 00:11

    Speaker 2

    Boop It. Twist It. Honk It. Squish It.

  3. 00:18

    Son

    Nice!

  4. 00:19

    Speaker 1

    Made for kids of all ages.

  5. 00:21

    Mark Williams

    Can I try?

  6. 00:22

    Son

    Yeah! Go for it, Dad.

  7. 00:24

    Speaker 2

    Boop It.

  8. 00:27

    Son

    Nice try, Dad.

  9. 00:29

    Speaker 2

    Maybe next time, Mr. Williams.

  10. 00:31

    Speaker 2

    Boop It. Squeak It.

  11. 00:33

    Speaker 1

    With nine different actions, the possibilities are endless.

  12. 00:37

    Speaker 2

    Honk It. Smush It. Boop It.

  13. 00:41

    Speaker 1

    But don't get one wrong.

  14. 00:43

    Speaker 2

    Boink It.

  15. 00:46

    Speaker 2

    Maybe next time, Jenna.

  16. 00:51

    Speaker 1

    See who can Boop It best and be the Boop It boss.

  17. 00:54

    Tyler

    My turn. Jenna just went and I was after her.

  18. 00:56

    Son

    I think it's Tyler's turn, Dad.

  19. 00:58

    Mark Williams

    Tyler, your mom just called. She wants you to go home. She wants you at home.

  20. 01:01

    Tyler

    She does?

  21. 01:02

    Mark Williams

    Yeah. Bye. See ya. There's the door, bud.

  22. 01:06

    Son

    Bye, Tyler.

  23. 01:07

    Mark Williams

    Now that I can actually concentrate, I can do it. Concentration's the name of the game when you...

  24. 01:12

    Speaker 2

    Twist It.

  25. 01:13

    Mark Williams

    Whatever, piece of... I'm going in.

  26. 01:16

    Speaker 1

    The game's so fun, you won't be able to put it down.

  27. 01:20

    Speaker 2

    Honk It.

  28. 01:20

    Mark Williams

    It's almost easy. I'm so good.

  29. 01:22

    Son

    Go, Dad! Yeah!

  30. 01:25

    Mark Williams

    Get Tyler back here. He should see this.

  31. 01:26

    Speaker 2

    Squish It.

  32. 01:27

    Deirdre

    Mark!

  33. 01:28

    Mark Williams

    Damn it, Deirdre! You messed me up!

  34. 01:30

    Deirdre

    You were supposed to drop the kids off two hours ago.

  35. 01:33

    Mark Williams

    Well, I couldn't do that, could I?

  36. 01:35

    Deirdre

    Guys, car.

  37. 01:37

    Jenna

    Bye, Dad.

  38. 01:43

    Mark Williams

    Have they eaten?

  39. 01:44

    Deirdre

    Mark. Good night, Mark.

  40. 01:47

    Mark Williams

    No, wait. Deirdre.

  41. 01:50

    Mark Williams

    Let's give it one more try, baby.

  42. 01:53

    Deirdre

    Oh, God.

  43. 01:54

    Mark Williams

    Baby.

  44. 01:55

    Speaker 2

    The Boop It. Honk It.

  45. 01:59

    Speaker 1

    From Hasbro.

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