Divorced Dad: Why Did You Get Divorced?

After an afternoon of kickabouts and play in the park, a curly-haired divorced dad tells his son Paul it is nearly time to head back to his mother's. When Paul quietly asks why his parents split up, the father takes a moment, then kindly and sincerely explains that the boy himself was the cause: the couple were content until he was born, and the grind of raising him while both parents held down jobs wore the marriage away, helped along by his mother's changing figure and vanishing sex drive. Having calmly placed the entire breakup on the child's shoulders, he brightly challenges Paul to a race to the cafe.

This installment aired in the very first episode of The Armstrong and Miller Show, broadcast on BBC One on 26 October 2007; the Divorced Dad and his son Paul returned in later episodes of the first and second series.