Lobster Bisque

A husband brings his wife to a small restaurant for their anniversary, but its eccentric owner makes ordering lunch surprisingly difficult. He lists an extensive range of bisques while steering every question back to his prized lobster recipe. The couple opts for mushroom soup, prompting an interrogation about varieties and an indignant response to their attempt to combine them. After they sit down, the owner repeatedly returns with bad news about each alternative they choose, leaving his favorite soup as the inevitable answer.