Crazy Lady Yelling from a Window

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   Oh, man. You should have seen Tyrell, man.

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   He booked it out of there so fast.

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   And it was just a squirrel?

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   Yeah, it was like a tiny baby squirrel, man.

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   And Tyrell's like...

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   Hey! It's the middle of the...

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   Leave us alone, Mrs. Johnson.

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   Mm-hmm. Now get on out of here!

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   That's old Mrs. Johnson, man. She's just crazy.

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    Yeah, sounds like it.

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    Yeah. Hey, did you see the Yankee game today?

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    Oh, Andy Pettit is just dominating this season, right?

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    Yeah, keep it down.

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    Besides, Andy Pettit can't sustain a low ERA

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    if he keeps walking so many batters.

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    Would you relax, Mrs. Johnson?

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    Mm-hmm. Now get out of here!

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    here!

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    Man, she's just a crazy lady talking nonsense.

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    Yeah. Want to go get a slice over at Marcos?

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    Oh, hell yeah.

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    You know what makes that pizza great?

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    The crust.

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    Hey! It ain't the crust. It's the sauce.

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    They use real San Marzano tomatoes

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    from the volcanic soil of Mount Vesuvius.

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    Oh, hush up.

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    Mm-hmm. Now, get off!

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    way from here!

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    Kooky, Mrs. Johnson, man.

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    You know, I heard they keep her chained up in there.

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    Because one time, she escaped and ran down the city hall

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    and started exposing all kinds of corruption.

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    And then she introduced some bill

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    to revolutionize the tax code.

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    Just crazy stuff, man.

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    Yeah. Yeah, is that crazy?

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    I mean, it sounds kind of smart, you know?

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    Hey, how about this, man? You want to go down to the dog track?

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    Yeah, I just got paid. Come on, let's double up.

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    You should take that money, put it in a Roth IRA,

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    and invested in an international small-cap mutual fund.

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    Those stocks are 25% off their 52-week high,

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    but their fundamentals are still impressive.

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    Mrs. Johnson.

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    Mm-hmm. Now, get from around here!

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    Man, man.

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    Man, that lady belongs in a mental hospital.

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    I don't know, man. She seems to know a lot of stuff.

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    A lot of stuff about being a loon.

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    A loon is a medium-sized water bird.

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    Not to be confused with the sea ghost.

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    Not yet!

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    You see what I'm saying?

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    If you see what you're saying,

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    you might be suffering from a condition

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    known as synthesiasia.

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    Now get going!

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    You know, she might be less of a crazy person

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    and more of a, you know, like a genius.

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    According to the Greek philosopher Aristotle,

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    there was never a genius

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    without a tincture of madness.

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    Now get!

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    Mrs. Dazza.

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    Johnson is derived from the Hebrew word

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    meaning gift of God.

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    Leave me be now!

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    Mrs. Johnson, why in the hell do you know all this stuff?

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    My

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    My

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    daddy used to sell Wikipedias.

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    You know, Mrs. Johnson,

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    you can get Wikipedia online for free.

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    I know.

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    That's why we was always so poor.

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    Oh.

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    Yeah.

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    Really puts things into perspective.

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    Maybe I'm not so crazy after all.

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    Now, get out of here before I kill you!

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    Oh, hey, all right, hey, all right.