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Exchanging Chrimbus Gifts

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

Closing out their Chrimbus Special, Tim and Eric finally trade presents and each one gets something completely useless.

Community rating

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

As Tim and Eric try to sign off from their Chrimbus Special, Eric stops the goodbyes to demand the present he has been promised all show, chanting for it while their furry friend Dee Vee stands between them. After a quick scolding of a crew member named Scott for a missed cue, Tim hands over a jar of tartar sauce, which Eric declares useless because he is allergic to fish. Eric returns the favor with a paper bag of wet bathing suits, chosen because Tim loves the water, except Tim cannot swim. Both mumble grudging thanks as the studio audience watches.

The funny people

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Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Scott, come on. Pay attention to cues.

Actually, I'm highly allergic to fish, so thanks a lot for this. It's useless.

I can't swim. You know I can't swim.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

From the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special, a holiday special that aired on Adult Swim on December 5, 2010, several months after the series' final regular episode.

ScriptEnglish · 23 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:02

    Eric Wareheim

    What am I gonna get?

  2. 00:04

    Tim Heidecker

    Well, hey, folks. Thanks very much. That's about it for us here at the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Krimbus Best.

  3. 00:09

    Eric Wareheim

    Hold on a second, Tim. What about my Krimbus gift you've been talking about all show?

  4. 00:14

    Tim Heidecker

    Ooh, that's right.

  5. 00:15

    Eric Wareheim

    I want it. Gimme, gimme, gimme. Gimme, gimme, gimme. I want my present.

  6. 00:19

    Tim Heidecker

    All right. I hope you like it. Scott, come on. Pay attention to cues. Let's go.

  7. 00:25

    Eric Wareheim

    I'm so excited. My Krimbus present.

  8. 00:29

    Tim Heidecker

    Way to go, friend. I hope you enjoy it.

  9. 00:33

    Eric Wareheim

    Tartar sauce. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot, Tim.

  10. 00:38

    Tim Heidecker

    Well, I know how much you love fish.

  11. 00:40

    Eric Wareheim

    Actually, I'm highly allergic to fish, so thanks a lot for this. It's useless.

  12. 00:44

    Tim Heidecker

    Well, you can put tartar on just about any other kind of meat you want, so.

  13. 00:49

    Eric Wareheim

    Well, who cares?

  14. 00:50

    Tim Heidecker

    How about my gift? Hand it over, pal.

  15. 00:52

    Eric Wareheim

    Okay.

  16. 00:53

    Done!

  17. 00:57

    Eric Wareheim

    Take this . Tim, I thought long and hard on this crimbus present. I hope you like it.

  18. 01:04

    Tim Heidecker

    some wet bathing suits in a paper bag

  19. 01:09

    Eric Wareheim

    i know how much you love the water so you're welcome

  20. 01:17

    Tim Heidecker

    i can't swim you know i can't swim

  21. 01:19

    Eric Wareheim

    oh

  22. 01:20

    Tim Heidecker

    thanks

  23. 01:20

    Eric Wareheim

    sorry

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