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Hitler Rap
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
In a mock rap video, a tan-uniformed Adolf Hitler cruises in a red convertible, struts past a brownstone, lounges on a tank and holds court in a mirrored-balloon club while dancers and hangers-on bob along. His verses announce that the new millennium has changed him: he claims to be reformed, friendly with the people he once persecuted, and now burning CDs instead of people. He goes on to brag about his rhymes, party with his old cronies and drop in on a famous film producer's party, before declaring his ride over and heading off to West Berlin.
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Highly quotable.
Because I stopped burning people, started burning CDs.
Now the SS on my jacket stands for super smooth.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
An on-screen caption credits the song as "Triumph of the Ill" by "A. Hitler", from the album "The Whitest Kids U'Know".
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:05
Adolf Hitler
H-I-T-L-E-R, driving down the streets in a fancy car. Said H-I-T-L-E-R, thought we'd never make it, but here we are.
- 00:14
Adolf Hitler
The name is A, and I'm back in command, 'cause I'm the illest pure representing Deutschland. Reich 1, Reich 2, Reich 3, that's me, the mastermind behind World War 3. No, 2, my bad, oh well, started over. Been gone for so long, but now I'm back and I'ma show ya. Everybody Hitler hatin' when they speak my name,
- 00:32
Adolf Hitler
but it's a new millennium and the Führer has changed. And what I bet y'all didn't know is now I'm down with the Jews, the gypsies, homosexuals, and f***ers too, because I stopped burning people, started burning CDs. Stopped battling the world, started battling MCs. Just started busting rhymes, finally found my groove, and now the SS on my jacket stands for super smooth.
- 00:50
Adolf Hitler
H-I-T-L-E-R, driving down the streets in a fancy car. Said H-I-T-L-E-R, thought we'd never make it, but here we are. Said H-I-T-L-E-R, driving down the streets in the fancy car. Said H-I-T-L-E-R, thought we'd never make it, but here we are.
- 01:11
Adolf Hitler
To all the Aryans in the area that are carrying rhymes, and neo-Nazis, better watch me catch on up with the times. When other rappers see me coming, yo, they run and they hide. I grab the mic and commit lyrical genocide, 'cause when it comes to dropping hooks, there is none greater. Throw a finger to my public, then I grab my dictator, 'cause I'm flexing my might and I'm showing my strength.
- 01:29
Adolf Hitler
I'll get your lady Owen, get her moaning. Come on, Kim! No longer Nazi, but I still like to party, and there plenty women up in here with master racy bodies. Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know I like them that way. Yo, Göring, you got something to say?
- 01:42
Adolf Hitler
Driving down the street in my Panzer tank, sitting drinking Cris with my bitch Anne Frank. And when I step into the clubs, you know I'm stepping with style. I raise my left hand, party people say hi. Just gotta page me, have a brawn, that I'll say that I miss. There's a party up at Schindler's and I'm on his A-list, 'cause I put my past behind, y'all can think what you will, but no more propaganda, it's triumph of the ill.
- 02:02
Adolf Hitler
H-I-T-L-E-R, driving down the streets in a fancy car. I said H-I-T-L-E-R, thought we'd never make it, but here we are. I said H-I-T-L-E-R.
- 02:14
Adolf Hitler
Yo, that's it, that's my ride. Be outta here. Give it up, give it up. West Berlin.
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