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Spishak Gangsta Shop Quartet
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
A busy executive wants to enjoy gangsta rap and barbershop singing without choosing between them. A Spishak Records commercial answers with a quartet in striped jackets and straw hats, harmonizing violent and sexually explicit songs in a sunny garden. The ad cycles through increasingly outrageous selections, then offers hundreds of songs across four CDs for a suspiciously low price.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 5
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I'm a busy executive with no time on my hands.
Well, now someone has.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Busy Executive
I'm a busy executive with no time on my hands and I constantly find myself wanting to listen to gangster rap and barbershop quartet I wish somebody would come up with a way for me to listen to both at the same time
- 00:11
Speaker 1
Well now someone has
- 00:13
Busy Executive
what
- 00:14
Speaker 1
spishak records presents the music you've all been waiting for
- 00:17
Busy Executive
all right
- 00:18
Speaker 1
Yes, it's the gangster shop quartet singing all the classics
- 00:23
Cuz we ain't done no killing lately But then I want to be whole from me, whole from... Gonna get my cat, gonna bust a cap, rat-a-tat-tat, rat-a-tat-tat. I'm gonna get my cat, gonna bust a cap, rat-a-tat-tat, rat-a-tat-tat.
- 00:50
Speaker 1
Teenage Widow, Crack Baby Please, Notorious D.O.A., Sex and Alexis, Negro Please, Ninth Grade Gat, Gin and Juice, Poetac, and the classic Got My Third Strike.
- 01:01
court dates today what can i say i'm afraid they're gonna lock me got my third strike got it last night in a drive-by massacre now they're all dead simple shots to the head it all happened in a blur what happened i sure like killing now i'll be cause my third strike landed me in jail
- 01:31
Speaker 1
romantic classics like no vaseline big Big booty ho, he's nuts, bitch slap party. Up in ya, America's most addicted. Rice patty fatty, chunky but funky. Back to Nam Sam, head full of lead. Or if you're in the mood for a little fun, how about
- 01:47
give up that car? You're the cutest by far. But one thing's for sure, you're gonna die if you don't give up that car. Booyah!
- 02:05
Speaker 1
Timeless classics to enjoy with that special someone or for when the whole gang is over.
- 02:10
Don't you give me no sass, I'll bust a cap in your ass. You know you better have my money, cause you know I own that honey. And her booty is on loan. I may sound crazy, but her booty I do own. Yes, I do own.
- 02:29
Speaker 1
It's another gangster party from the Gangster Shop Quartet from Spishak Records. Act now and you'll get over 400 songs on 4 CDs for the amazing price of about $4.99. Send your money today to this address.
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