Sushi Glory Hole

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   Investor

   Doreen, we're ready for the next presentation.

2. 00:18

   Investor

   Gentlemen, what do you have for us today?

3. 00:21

   SGH Entrepreneur

   This.

4. 00:28

   SGH Entrepreneur

   Sushi glory hole, imagine that. Imagine that.

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   SGH Entrepreneur

   Instead of strange ,, you'll be getting a snack. I am fish, no doubt.

6. 00:40

   SGH Entrepreneur

   Hey, where you going? Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hey, where you going? Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out. Hear us out.

7. 00:52

   SGH Entrepreneur

   Sushi glory hole. Makes too much sense not to do it

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   SGH Entrepreneur

   Fish through a hole, you know there ain't nothing to it

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   SGH Entrepreneur

   And there's no scenario in which you wouldn't want it

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    So drop to your knees, open wide And get ready for some retro fish

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    Hear us out

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    You got nothing to fear Sushi glory hole, it's a good idea

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    And it's not weird

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    So hear us out while we tell you what the concept's all about

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    It's sushi being fed Through a hole in the wall

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    Where you going? Hear us out

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    You forgot to eat, now you're out and about But you wanna be discreet Can't be eating omakase in the middle of the street, no

18. 01:32

    SGH Entrepreneur

    Then you open the app SGH is all over the map, so

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    You head to a club, hit the bathroom stall Find the sushi size hole in the bathroom wall

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    Then make a wish And prepare for some shockingly high-grade fish

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    Where you going? Come back Come back Come back Come back Hear us out Hear us out Hear us out Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    You know I'm foolin' with user Where you would usually do do

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    And if you got fund approval You're who we're tryin' to get through to

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    And no gimmicky rolls Just strictly nigiri comin' out of the holes

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    And no substitutions or special requests

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    And no s**t, and no sex

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    That's two stalls over

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    So you're gonna wanna make sure you come in sober

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    Cause none of them are labeled in full disclosure

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    There's a chance you're gonna get a d**k

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    But it's worth it cause the quality of fish

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    Yeah, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    don't leave don't leave don't leave don't leave where you going come back hear us out don't leave

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    at a sex club when you need stamina for sex but forgot to eat back soon

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    sushi glory hole

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    SGH Entrepreneur

    at a sushi restaurant where you don't like the food in the back of the bathroom