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Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream

The Two Ronnies
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The setup

A customer’s unusual taste in ice cream tests a shopkeeper with an apparently endless list of flavours.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

An ice cream seller struggles to serve a customer who keeps requesting flavours more familiar from packets of crisps. The seller’s rapid catalogues of alternatives do little to settle the order, and even the choice of topping becomes a dispute over what the shop has run out of. When the customer finally asks for crisps instead, his new flavour request reverses the original problem.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 2

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Cheese and onion.

I'm sure you used to do salt and vinegar.

I only like them without walnut chippings.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

Also known as “The Ice Cream Parlor Sketch.”

The rabbit hole continues

One more couldn’t hurt.

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