Guess Your Weight

At a striped carnival booth, a fast-talking guesser in a straw boater promises to name anyone's weight within five pounds. Sizing up a willing customer, he instead delivers a brutal and eerily accurate assessment of the man's spineless personality, disloyalty and failures as a parent, which the customer happily confirms. When the guesser finally names a number far above the scale's reading, the delighted customer claims his stuffed rabbit prize and celebrates while the barker goes straight back to calling for the next mark.