She's a Witch!

Cleda Dunn stands accused of seventeen counts of witchcraft. Hezekiah testifies that she opened a pickle jar he had fought with for forty minutes, until his own wife wonders aloud whether he is simply weak and Cleda demonstrates her butter-churning grip. Trevor Ed insists she bewitched him, but Cleda explains she merely killed a spider that had him sobbing on his porch in front of his wife. Marcus Fleming opens by condemning the men's insecurity, then reveals his real grievance: she got bigger laughs than him at a family picnic. The judge rules that insecurity doesn't make anyone a witch, and Cleda thanks him before vanishing in a puff of smoke, just as one villager has been trying to tell everyone all along.

The sketch gave its title to Studio C's season 19, episode 6, which first aired on BYUtv on November 18, 2024.