Sort Yourself Out

In a parody of a women's health-product commercial, a woman in a striped jumper clutches her stomach and her head while an off-screen narrator runs through her supposed ailments: cramps, tension headaches, bloating, wrinkles, the start of a moustache and incontinence. The voice-over bluntly sums her up as leaky, ageing, hairy and overweight, points to her young son's stained school shirt, and suggests men can hardly be blamed for preferring other women before ordering women to sort themselves out. A heap of lotions, pads, pills and bleach is offered for an approximate price of nearly three hundred pounds, and the newly cheerful woman hauls the shopping past her sofa, delighted to be free at last. The advert then switches to a man in a vest in his bathroom, who is simply advised to shave and get drunk because he is already brilliant, and he toasts the camera with a pint of lager.

The off-screen narrator is voiced by David Mitchell, according to the That Mitchell and Webb Wiki's episode listing.