Office Christmas Party Extravaganza

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

1. 00:03

   Speaker 1

   You've been working hard all year. You've earned some time off, but first the most insane event of the year

2. 00:10

   Speaker 1

   60 employees seven interns all going hard in the same space. They were working in 15 minutes ago

3. 00:22

   Speaker 1

   Kicks off at 5 45 p.m. When your drab boring office is utterly Transformed into your same drab boring office, but with a few lights turned off

4. 00:33

   Speaker 1

   With music by Jason's laptop as soon as he can figure out how to pair a speaker with it.

5. 00:39
   

   Jason (Laptop DJ)

   It says it's on. It says Bluetooth is on.

6. 00:41

   Speaker 1

   With appearances by the shy girl from marketing who has one drink and reveals too much about herself.

7. 00:47
   

   Shy Woman from Marketing

   I actually make more on OnlyFans than I do here. Just, just feed stuff.

8. 00:51

   Speaker 1

   And the guy who brought his kids.

9. 00:54
   

   Father Bringing His Child

   It's daddy's work.

10. 00:55

    Speaker 1

    And immediately regrets it.

11. 00:58

    I don't want to go home!

12. 00:59
    

    Father Bringing His Child

    All right, buddy.

13. 01:02

    Speaker 1

    Thirsty? Head over to the kitchen for an ice warm beer. Hungry? Enjoy a generous spread of the soggiest food you've ever seen. So wet! Then buckle up, cause just when you thought things couldn't get wilder, the action is brought to a screeching halt by Dana from Sales and her 45 minute long secret Santa.

14. 01:23
    

    Dana from Sales

    Who got Milton the Duncan gift card? Oh, Jason did! Yeah! Thank you, Jason. Okay, you get to come on up. You get to come on up. Guys, we're almost done, so don't leave.

15. 01:36

    Speaker 1

    And then, a twist no one saw coming. The cute girl from accounting has a fat, quiet boyfriend. How did that happen?

16. 01:44
    

    Woman from Accounting

    This is Kyle. We met at church.

17. 01:46

    Speaker 1

    Ding, ding, ding! Mystery solved! Everyone will be buzzed! Except for Nick, who didn't finish his work in time. And watch the drama unfold with work wives and real wives collide.

18. 02:01
    

    Work Wife

    Oh my god Your husband is such a character funny. I mean, I'm gonna get a drink. Excuse me guys

19. 02:08
    

    Husband

    She's so pretty

20. 02:11
    

    Husband

    Sorry!

21. 02:11
    

    Real Wife

    I want to see your phone.

22. 02:12
    

    Husband

    You're not seeing my phone.

23. 02:13
    

    Real Wife

    I need to see your phone.

24. 02:14
    

    Husband

    There's nothing to hide.

25. 02:15
    

    Real Wife

    I need to see your phone.

26. 02:16
    

    Husband

    It's just...

27. 02:17
    

    Real Wife

    Let me see the phone.

28. 02:19
    

    Husband

    All right, go. Go, go.

29. 02:21

    Fatality

30. 02:22

    Speaker 1

    and don't forget office jokers Damien and Ross who had the whole staff in stitches when they dance on a desk Then have the whole staff in silence when one of them falls.

31. 02:31

    But I need to go out.

32. 02:34
    

    Mikey Day

    I'm fine. I'm fine. It's no big deal.

33. 02:36

    Speaker 1

    And you'll know the party's lit if the cleaning staff looks super pissed off. Drinks will be drunk. HR complaints will be created. And someone here is getting a DUI. But it's not who you think.

34. 02:53

    Speaker 1

    And just when you thought the party couldn't rage any longer, it doesn't. Cause it's Tuesday night and all y'all got work tomorrow

35. 03:00

    Speaker 1

    Your office Christmas party