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Halloween Candy
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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
A father settles beside a decorated fireplace to show what he plans to give trick-or-treaters. Ordinary candy wrappers conceal unwanted snacks, gross substitutes and empty packaging, while a personalized Pez dispenser and packaged razor blades reveal his peculiar sense of generosity. His skeleton-costumed son Diego keeps returning with increasingly disastrous Halloween mishaps, and his wife Adult Ruth appears as part of a candy-bar joke. The family ends the preview together after a final adult treat.
The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
He’s a hot little mess.
Now who’s in control?
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:05
Odd Dad
Oh, hi, friends. Well, it's that spooky time of year again, Halloween, and I have a fresh batch of goodies in store for all of our trick-or-treaters, so why don't we just see what they're gonna get this year, shall we?
- 00:21
Odd Dad
This is a little Snickers. They say it's fun size. No arguments from me, wink.
- 00:30
Odd Dad
Now, this looks like a Reese's Cup, but guess what's inside.
- 00:36
Odd Dad
Kale chip. Gotcha, fatty. Now, this is an Almond Joy. Almond Joy's got nuts. TMI, Almond Joy, geez. Do you like Halloween, Diego?
- 00:52
Diego
Yeah.
- 00:54
Odd Dad
Diego's my son. He loves Halloween. I like your costume, Diego. What are you?
- 01:01
Diego
Bones.
- 01:02
Odd Dad
Hmm. Okay. Uh, what else have we got in here? This is a Bazooka Joe bubblegum. I already took a peek at the comic inside surprise it's funny as all hell now this is a peanut scotch taped to an M&M because that's just how my mind works now this is a ring pop I told my wife it was a ruby and she was like can we not please this little guy is a Pez dispenser with my head on it to make it To get accurate, I
- 01:42
Odd Dad
filled it up with what I ate last night. Don't worry, I just had Pez. Diego, what's going on with that pumpkin?
- 01:53
Diego
I made the mouth too big.
- 01:56
Odd Dad
He's a hot little mess. Okay, now this, if you look close, is one single little nerd. Can you get in a little closer?
- 02:08
Odd Dad
Sike, it's a boogie. Now this, this is the movie Cars 2. But look what happens when you open the case. No DVD. Now who's in control?
- 02:24
Odd Dad
This is a baby Ruth, and this is an adult Ruth.
- 02:28
Adult Ruth
I'm Ruth.
- 02:32
Odd Dad
Whoa, Diego. What happened?
- 02:34
Diego
I got TP'd!
- 02:38
Odd Dad
Uh, uh, Diego thought he saw a ghost last night, but it turned out it was just a sheet over a dead corpse.
- 02:47
Odd Dad
Okay, look. Now, these are razor blades, But they're still in the pack, so this time they'll have to arrest me for generosity.
- 02:59
Odd Dad
This is a Klondike bar. What would I do for a Klondike bar? I'd suck anything you put in front of me? I'm serious. I don't care. I love Klondike bars. Is that a candy corn mojito?
- 03:17
Odd Dad
Oh, it's yummy.
- 03:18
Odd Dad
I guess I'm giving that two-year chip back.
- 03:23
It's so...
- 03:26
Odd Dad
Happy Halloween, Diego.
- 03:28
Diego
Happy Halloween, Dad.
- 03:30
Odd Dad
Happy Halloween, adult Ruth.
- 03:32
Adult Ruth
Happy Halloween, everyone.
- 03:33
Speaker 1
Have a spooktacular Halloween from Diego, Dad, and Adult Root.
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