Jolly Boy John: Pakora

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1. 00:03

   You

2. 00:04
   

   Jolly Boy John ?

   All right, I'm Jolly Boy John. Jolly Boy John eating pakora is for real.

3. 00:09
   

   Jolly Boy John ?

   Jolly Boy John shoving a bit of pakora down his mausoleum tights and using them as a punch bag is for real.

4. 00:15
   

   Jolly Boy John ?

   Jolly Boy John wearing his dad's pants so he sees him eating pakora sauce eating a chocolate fountain is for real. Saucy Pat Munster!

5. 00:24
   

   Jolly Boy John ?

   Jolly Boy John stuffing a chocolate fountain down his Uncle Danny's speedos and telling Joe Kozagi that his dad smokes roll-ups is for real.

6. 00:31

   Here, Jodler, don't try to take away for your achievements, I reckon, big man, but my old man's been puffing on a Rolex for 40 years now.

7. 00:37
   

   Jolly Boy John ?

   Pacora! Pacora! Pacora! Pacora! Oi, deal with it, cowzaggy! Oi, cowzaggy! You'd better learn how to deal with Jolly Boy John! For real!

8. 00:49
   

   Jolly Boy John ?

   Professor Brian Cox, the actor Brian Cox, a guy felt my uncle Noggy's back called Brian Cox who got jailed for trying to shove cocodamol up a copper's nostril. You think being called Brian Cox makes you as for real as Jolly Boy John? Get real!