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The setup

Alex Trebek's first celebrity edition of Jeopardy! stalls as Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds and a manic Jerry Lewis botch every clue.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Alex Trebek welcomes three famous contestants playing for charity, but the game never gets going. Sean Connery keeps asking for "Swords" from a category of words beginning with S, Burt Reynolds offers wild guesses, and Jerry Lewis turns every clue into a shtick routine. Trebek coaxes and corrects them before skipping ahead to an easy Final Jeopardy!, where Connery writes "Swords", Reynolds starts an insult and Lewis traces his hand. Lewis then soaks Trebek with water and chases the camera into the audience.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 4

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

That would be 'Jaws'.

Ah, hell, let's go nuts.

We're not doing 'Swords'!

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

This was the first of Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches. Norm Macdonald's Burt Reynolds appeared in each of the first three installments.

ScriptEnglish · 52 turns

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  1. 00:01

    From the Sony Picture Studios, this is Celebrity Jeopardy! And now, here's the host of Jeopardy!, Alex Trebek.

  2. 00:15

    Alex Trebek

    Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy! We've got three wonderful celebrities playing for charity. Let's meet them. Sean Connery.

  3. 00:23

    Sean Connery

    Hello, Alex.

  4. 00:24

    Alex Trebek

    Burt Reynolds.

  5. 00:26

    Burt Reynolds

    How you doing?

  6. 00:27

    Alex Trebek

    And finally, comedy legend Jerry Lewis.

  7. 00:31

    Jerry Lewis

    May I tell you what a joy in this, Phil, and all the good stuff it is to be here? It's super-duper.

  8. 00:39

    Alex Trebek

    Good luck to all three of you.

  9. 00:41

    Burt Reynolds

    Yeah, we're going to need it.

  10. 00:44

    Alex Trebek

    What do you say we take a look at our board? The categories are celebrities, potpourri, popular music, movies, potent potables, US history, and S words, which are words that begin with the letter S. Mr. Connery, it's your turn.

  11. 01:04

    Sean Connery

    uh i'll take movies for 400.

  12. 01:08

    Alex Trebek

    the answer is john travolta learned how to dance for this 1977 hit movie mr connery

  13. 01:16

    Sean Connery

    that would be josh

  14. 01:18

    Alex Trebek

    no jaws is incorrect and please answer in the form of a question burt reynolds

  15. 01:27

    Burt Reynolds

    what is just

  16. 01:29

    Alex Trebek

    no that was already guessed mr lewis

  17. 01:39

    Jerry Lewis

    if i remember correctly alex that would be dancing for ladies i had to go for it

  18. 01:48

    Alex Trebek

    no that is incorrect also what is saturday night fever heads up players sean connery it's still your board

  19. 01:56

    Sean Connery

    uh i'll take george for 400. hundred.

  20. 02:01

    Alex Trebek

    It's actually not swords, sir. Swords. These are words that begin with S. The answer is Popeye is this sort of man. Burt Reynolds.

  21. 02:19

    Burt Reynolds

    What is Popeye?

  22. 02:22

    Alex Trebek

    No. Sean Connery. And remember, Remember, these are words that begin with the letter S, not swords.

  23. 02:31

    Sean Connery

    Shaber.

  24. 02:32

    Alex Trebek

    No.

  25. 02:33

    Sean Connery

    It began with a bloody S.

  26. 02:39

    Alex Trebek

    Mr. Lewis.

  27. 02:41

    Jerry Lewis

    I got the answer, Alex. You won the answers, it's simple. They're terrified of a perfectionist, they being the people who are running the studios this week.

  28. 02:54

    Alex Trebek

    I'm sorry, Mr. Lewis, time's up. What is sailor was the correct response. tough start for everyone all three celebrities are $800 down

  29. 03:07

    Sean Connery

    the hell if I'm going to pay you a bloody $800

  30. 03:10

    Alex Trebek

    please rest assured mr. Connery this is for charity it's not your own money and it is still your board

  31. 03:18

    Sean Connery

    I'll take movies for 200

  32. 03:21

    Alex Trebek

    this racing movie with Dom DeLuise told us that yes cannonballs Cannonballs can run. Cannonballs can run. Bert, you might want to guess this. Bert Reynolds.

  33. 03:45

    Burt Reynolds

    Hell, I don't know Shakespeare.

  34. 03:47

    Alex Trebek

    No. Sean Connery.

  35. 03:50

    Sean Connery

    I'll not pay this fine I've incurred. It's unjust!

  36. 03:53

    Alex Trebek

    You don't have to pay the... Jerry Lewis.

  37. 03:57

    Jerry Lewis

    Cannonball and maven...

  38. 03:58

    Alex Trebek

    Wait, wait, wait. It sounds like you might have the right answer. Did you say cannon?

  39. 04:03

    Jerry Lewis

    Cannon.

  40. 04:04

    Alex Trebek

    Now say ball. put them together.

  41. 04:10

    Jerry Lewis

    Cannon! Yeah!

  42. 04:20

    Alex Trebek

    Okay, let's just move on. Bert, can you please pick a category?

  43. 04:25

    Sean Connery

    Pick, pick swords.

  44. 04:28

    Burt Reynolds

    Yeah, sure, give me swords.

  45. 04:30

    Alex Trebek

    It's S-words. It's S-words. And for how much, Mr. Reynolds?

  46. 04:36

    Burt Reynolds

    The hell, let's go nuts. Swords for $48,000.

  47. 04:42

    Alex Trebek

    We're not doing swords. You know, why don't we just move on to Final Jeopardy? The category is Bodies of Water. This body of water gave Salt Lake City its name. And time is up. This body of water gave Salt Lake City its name. Sean Connery, you wrote swords. And you wagered what appears to be a Roman numeral seven.

  48. 05:29

    Sean Connery

    That's an M.

  49. 05:31

    Alex Trebek

    That it is, sir. Burt Reynolds, you put down my name. That's nice. And you wagered is a... Okay, obviously that's some kind of swear word. Jerry Lewis has wandered off somewhere. Let's see if he had anything. Apparently his answer was an outline of half of his hand. And he wagered the other half of his hand. That's beautiful. Well, I'd like to thank all of our celebrities for joining us this evening.

  50. 06:05

    Jerry Lewis

    I'm sorry, I was late. I was in the little boy's room. Oh, boy, I didn't mean to do that. Let me stretch.

  51. 06:10

    Alex Trebek

    Celebrities, for joining us, unfortunately, because of your scores, money will be taken away from Cher... That's very funny, Jerry, very funny. Join us tomorrow when we return to more and more Jeopardy.

  52. 06:21

    Jerry Lewis

    I... No, I see it. I see it. I got a tax...

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