Experienced Lawyers

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   Speaker 1

   The following is a paid advertisement for Billson & Lieberman Attorneys at Law.

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   Were you recently injured in an automobile accident? Did the insurance company deny your claim? If so, call Billson & Lieberman. With a combined 50 years of legal experience, we know how to make the insurance guys pay. Just ask our clients.

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   Satisfied Client

   When I was hit by a car, Billson & Lieberman got me $50,000. dollars

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   Satisfied Client

   i couldn't work after my accident because i didn't want to bilson and lieberman got me paid

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   look experience matters and with a combined 50 years of legal experience the choice is clear next time you're in a wreck call

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   Lachlan Mulchburger

   not so just by myself i make bilson and lieberman look like slick Click newborn babies, I'm Lachlan Mulchburger. I'm jacked and old as hell, and I will fight for you. Just ask my clients.

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   Client (couple)

   We're an interracial homosexual couple, so as you can imagine, Lachlan Mulchburger said some pretty crazy stuff to us.

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   Client (couple)

   Well, he did get us over $200,000, so we cool with it.

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   Lachlan Mulchburger

   The most experienced lawyer around, and with 75 years of it, that's me, Lachlan Mulchburger.

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    Drabble Sister

    That's so fast.

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    Lachlan Mulchburger

    What?

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    Drabble Sister

    Greetings, dweebs! We're the Drabble Sisters and we have a combined 240 years of legal experience. To us, it's personal. Eighty years ago, our husbands were killed in a vehicular accident involving a Japanese plane in an American battleship. Right, Tallulah?

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    Tallulah Drabble

    Me!

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    Drabble Sister

    But don't take it from us. Just ask one of our satisfied clients.

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    Satisfied Client

    The Drabble Sisters got me over $500,000 which was surprising considering one of them thought I was her dead daughter every day.

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    Drabble Sister

    So if you're hurt, call us, the most experienced legal team in the world.

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    Not so fast! Clones, activate! We are Billson, Billson, Billson, Billson, Billson, and Lieberman, Lieberman, Lieberman, Lieberman, Lieberman. We cloned ourselves four times to maximize our legal experience. Now, with 300 years of total experience...

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    Lachlan Mulchburger

    ...Burger again, and my jacked old ass just merged with Turtle Tom and Shelby, a tortoises at law. The three of us have over 400 years of combined legal experience. This little bitch was on the Mayflower. So now we are by far the most experienced legal team.

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    Dracu Law

    Not so fast. I'm Dracula. you law. And I also have 400 years of legal experience. But thanks to my new partners, years and nine months of legal experience. Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

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    Yggdrasil

    Not so fast. Do not be afraid. It is I, Idrisil the Ebbetry, the wellspring of all life. From my branches flow the dewdrops of time. And if you've been injured in a car accident, I'll get you paid don't take my word for it. Just that's one of my clients

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    Zeus

    All right, so I'm down in Cyprus, right? I'm in the form of a swan right looking for some strange, you know like I do Then I got hit with a cart full of ornate clay pots, but eat the seal got me 50,000 drachmas. Thank you, Idris eal