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Hawaii Flight
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The funny people
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Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Remember that little bitty plane crash we got into?
You grow through what you go through, just like this plane.
Sir, it's 1:00 a.m., the engine's just taking a little nap.
The premise
Here’s the bit.
On an overnight flight to Hawaii, flight attendants Denise and Cheryl wake the cabin with a celebration of their millionth mile and the plane's ten million. Their happy reminiscing keeps exposing how unsafe the aging aircraft is, from past crashes to an engine that won't start and a stray screw nobody can place, while the passengers grow more alarmed. When the engine cuts out mid-flight, the pair brush it off with a quick cable fix and later recruit everyone to run to the front of the plane to help with the landing.
Script
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- 00:02
Speaker 1
from the flight deck we want to thank you again for flying with us should be a smooth ride to Hawaii computer has us touching down at 6 15 a.m so I'm gonna ask the flight attendants to dim the cabin lights let your folks get some rest
- 00:12
Cheryl
yeah
- 00:14
Denise
okay that's real cute but nah these lights are gonna go ahead and stay on wake y'all asses up because this is a big moment for Cheryl and I right now general please
- 00:24
Cheryl
just Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Yikes! What you witnessed as Denise and I log in our millionth mile as flight Flight attendants, y'all want to know what
- 00:35
Denise
that's $5,000 bonus! $5,000 bonus! $5,000 bonus!
- 00:41
Cheryl
Guess what else? This plane is also celebrating? A very special occasion tonight. Yes,
- 00:47
Denise
right. This plane has now flown 10 million miles. Can you believe that? 10 million miles.
- 00:54
Passenger
Yeah. Uh, that sounds like a lot.
- 00:58
Cheryl
Oh, it's not just a lot. It's illegal.
- 01:01
Denise
Because we made some good memories on this plane here. Okay, okay. Remember that little bitty plane crash we got into?
- 01:09
Cheryl
Yes, girl. Remember that big plane?
- 01:14
Passenger
This plane has been in more than one crash
- 01:17
Cheryl
And a bunch of crashes Check the Carfax, car boo!
- 01:23
Denise
Girl! You were on a roll tonight!
- 01:27
Cheryl
Oh girl, yeah. I feel good We just flew a milli, a milli, a milli, a milli, a milli, a milli
- 01:32
Passenger
I'm flying to my grandmother's funeral And I do not need this right now
- 01:38
Denise
Mm, mm-hmm You've been through a lot
- 01:40
Cheryl
Oh, but ma'am, not to worry You grow through what you go through Just like this plane This plane here is old, y'all Old as hell, y'all This plane lived through segregation Shut him up
- 01:51
Denise
Look at this sign on the bathroom Whites only. Can you believe it?
- 01:58
Cheryl
Mm-hmm.
- 01:59
Passenger
That's very upsetting. Everything you're saying is. Can I... Can you stop talking and I can watch a movie?
- 02:06
Denise
Oh, well, I was about to tell you how the engine wasn't starting earlier. But wait, let me not, because you're trying to watch Ponyo.
- 02:13
Passenger
I'm sorry, the engine isn't starting?
- 02:17
Cheryl
No. Uh-uh. And, uh, I found this here screw under the plane before we took off. Nobody knows where it's going. or where it goes.
- 02:24
Denise
And that's a long-ass screw, so you know it's
- 02:27
Passenger
essential. Oh! What? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What? What's happening? What just happened did the plane just like turn off
- 02:37
Cheryl
sir it's 1am the engine's just taking a little nap
- 02:41
Denise
look Y'all don't need to do all that. Go get at the cable sweet Gotta find spot folks
- 03:00
Speaker 1
Hey folks just had a little hiccup with the engine there should be fine now
- 03:03
Denise
oh wait wait wait a minute it's your birthday happy 90th birthday Captain!
- 03:13
Speaker 1
90th?
- 03:13
Denise
The heck are y'all? We gonna go ahead, in the cabin lights y'all get y'all some rest
- 03:18
Passenger
well nobody's gonna be able to sleep now oh
- 03:22
Denise
you It's because you're excited, right?
- 03:23
Cheryl
Up to that gill. Because to land, we're going to need everyone to run to the front of the plane to help us point down. Okay?
- 03:30
Denise
We are talking floor.
- 03:32
Cheryl
We got to work together, y'all.
- 03:34
Denise
One million miles. One million miles. We'll get mine.
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