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Cop Talk Show
The setup
The premise
Here’s the bit.
Officer Doyle Connelly and his partner Officer Dan Krajewski present Cop Talk, a chat show meant to prove that talking to police can be relaxed. A nervous author never gets to mention his book because he is asked for ID and has his home address announced on air. After a sponsor break in which Doyle's AA sponsor pleads with him to return to meetings, a local painter is accused of being drunk and then high, searched by a K-9 unit and tasered over a tin of mints. A comedian takes one look and leaves, while a giggling TV actress who admits to being drunk and high gets nothing but flirting before the show signs off with officers charging the camera.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 8
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
The only talk show made by cops for everyone.
Yes, but please don't say my address on TV.
You don't drink, so you're high.
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
NBC posted this clip as “Cop Talk Show” on October 11, 2026, the day after the broadcast; SNL Archives lists the segment simply as “Cop Talk.”
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