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Football Party
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The setup
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The premise
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Brandon’s friends settle in to watch football at his mother’s house, only to discover that she still breastfeeds him. He defends the arrangement as healthy and convenient while his guests struggle to respond. His sister’s arrival reveals that the family habit extends further than they expected.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 7
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What just transpired, exactly?
I might chill here for a bit if that's cool.
Script
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- 00:01
Friend (Kenan Thompson)
Aw, damn! That was holding!
- 00:03
Friend (Pete Davidson)
Yeah, call it back!
- 00:04
Brandon
Hell, no. That's a touchdown, baby. Let's go for two!
- 00:07
Andrew
Alright, now we got a game on our hands.
- 00:09
Brandon
Yeah, you want some beers?
- 00:11
Andrew
Yeah, I'd do one.
- 00:11
Brandon
Alright. Hey, Mama!
- 00:14
Andrew
Oh, does your mom live with you?
- 00:16
Brandon
Nah, I kind of live with her.
- 00:18
Friend (Pete Davidson)
What?
- 00:19
Friend (Kenan Thompson)
She wash your drawers for you, too?
- 00:24
Brandon
No, I do that for myself.
- 00:28
Friend (Kyle Mooney)
Guys, go easy. Sounds kind of nice.
- 00:31
Mother
Hey, you boys. Brewskis!
- 00:34
Andrew
All right, I guess I can see how you could get used to this.
- 00:38
Mother
So, you thirsty, baby?
- 00:40
Brandon
Oh, hell, yeah. I could drink something.
- 00:43
Brandon
No pee-pee bubbles.
- 00:45
Friend (Pete Davidson)
At what?
- 00:46
Mother
Go ahead, baby. Get in there.
- 00:50
Mother
Newton, there's something else.
- 00:51
Brandon
Mmm. Mmm. What'd I miss? Did I go for two?
- 00:59
Friend (Kenan Thompson)
Uh, what just transpired exactly?
- 01:02
Brandon
I was thirsty, so I had a drink.
- 01:04
Andrew
Uh, Brandon, did you just breastfeed?
- 01:07
Brandon
Jealous. Breastfeeding is healthy for the mama and the baby.
- 01:13
Andrew
You're 43!
- 01:14
Mother
But he'll always be my baby.
- 01:16
Friend (Pete Davidson)
Gross.
- 01:17
Friend (Kyle Mooney)
I don't know. That's probably why he's so jacked.
- 01:19
Brandon
Bingo! That's exactly why I'm so jacked. You got any idea how many vitamins are in this elixir?
- 01:25
Mother
It's nature's most perfect food.
- 01:28
Brandon
Plus, it's free as hell. As a matter of fact, Mama, if you would.
- 01:35
Brandon
See, I don't have any plans for Thanksgiving. You're welcome to come here if I don't know what you're doing.
- 01:40
Friend (Kenan Thompson)
I'm good.
- 01:41
Andrew
Yeah.
- 01:42
Friend (Kyle Mooney)
I'll be around.
- 01:43
Brandon
Ooh. Still warm.
- 01:52
Brandon
What's going on in the game?
- 01:53
Friend (Kyle Mooney)
They just recovered the onside kick.
- 01:57
Brandon
Hell yeah! Let's go.
- 01:59
Mother
Ooh! That'll be the snacks. Be right back.
- 02:02
Andrew
Uh, Brandon, what's the story here, man?
- 02:05
Brandon
The story? I'll tell you the story, Andrew. I have never once had any infection. I have zero allergies, no respiratory illnesses, or bouts of diarrhea. Is that enough of a story for you?
- 02:19
Mother
All right! Fresh-baked cookies and milk!
- 02:26
Friend (Pete Davidson)
I guess I'll take a cookie.
- 02:28
Friend (Kyle Mooney)
I'll have some.
- 02:30
Uh, okay.
- 02:32
Brandon
Ah, not me, guys. I'm gonna go straight to the source. Excuse me.
- 02:36
Mother
Get your muscle milk. Easy, Brandon. You're getting a little toothy down there.
- 02:40
Brandon
Sorry about that, Mama.
- 02:43
What am
- 03:08
Brandon
That's what I'm I talking about? Oh, straight cash, homies. That's game. That's game.
- 03:14
Andrea
Brandon, what are you doing? You're supposed to take me to work. I'm gonna be late.
- 03:18
Brandon
Oh, hey, guys. This is my sister, Andrea.
- 03:21
Andrea
Hi. Now let's go.
- 03:23
Mother
No, not before y'all eat something. Everybody in.
- 03:25
Brandon
All right.
- 03:31
Brandon
Stop pushing it! You got this!
- 03:37
Andrea
You're wasting it!
- 03:39
Andrew
All right, okay. I think it's time for us to head
- 03:43
Friend (Kyle Mooney)
I might chill I might chill here for a bit if that's cool.
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