Island Boys

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1. 00:10
   

   Traditional brother

   brother why are you always sleeping

2. 00:30
   

   Reluctant brother

   i was tired i get tired and i sleep can you follow that

3. 00:37
   

   Traditional brother

   did you finish building the fence

4. 00:43
   

   Reluctant brother

   do you see a fence

5. 00:45
   

   Traditional brother

   no where'd you get this beer

6. 00:51
   

   Reluctant brother

   what beer

7. 00:52
   

   Traditional brother ?

   what beer i don't know this beer

8. 00:54
   

   Reluctant brother

   well that beer i i bought it

9. 00:56
   

   Traditional brother

   sure how'd you buy it

10. 00:59
    

    Reluctant brother

    i i borrowed money from a friend

11. 01:01
    

    Traditional brother

    what friend

12. 01:02
    

    Reluctant brother ?

    what we're not friends anymore

13. 01:04
    

    Traditional brother ?

    more you've stolen my money

14. 01:09
    

    Reluctant brother

    oh come on stop that no i didn't steal it i i borrowed it besides i'm keeping a strict account a very accurate account that will pay you back to the last penny

15. 01:17
    

    Traditional brother

    how will you do that

16. 01:18
    

    Reluctant brother

    actually i've been thinking about that

17. 01:19
    

    Traditional brother

    oh you've been thinking

18. 01:20
    

    Reluctant brother

    very simple i'll just carve more of these coconut boats tourists always buy those things from us kids

19. 01:27
    

    Traditional brother

    this is a boat

20. 01:28
    

    Reluctant brother

    yep build it with my own hands

21. 01:30
    

    Traditional brother

    what tourist would take pity on you enough to buy this pathetic the car, General.

22. 01:34
    

    Reluctant brother ?

    Huh? Hey, that's my boat!

23. 01:36
    

    Traditional brother

    Besides, you are a hideous, chain-smoking child.

24. 01:40
    

    Reluctant brother

    Will you clam it? Will you just shut up? Will you just shut up about that? Do I have to hear this every day of my life, huh? I know that technically I'm still a boy.

25. 01:48
    

    Traditional brother

    Yes, technically you're still a boy, because technically you've failed the rights of manhood every year for the last 37 years.

26. 01:56
    

    Reluctant brother

    Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Just shut up. Don't worry, it's in the bag this year, I promise you. I understand the competition is very weak.

27. 02:04
    

    Traditional brother

    The competition is 12 on average, and you 53 years old.

28. 02:08
    

    Reluctant brother

    I'm 52 years young.

29. 02:11
    

    Traditional brother

    You will fail.

30. 02:13
    

    Reluctant brother

    Oh, sure. I may be less agile at the tree climbing. I may not be so hot at the mountain running portion of the contest. But I will do great at the public speaking, and I will sweep the trivia quiz.

31. 02:27
    

    Traditional brother

    There's no trivia quiz.

32. 02:29
    

    Reluctant brother

    Now that's exactly my point.

33. 02:30
    

    Traditional brother

    What's your point?

34. 02:31
    

    Reluctant brother

    can't we have a trivia quiz for manhood

35. 02:33
    

    Traditional brother ?

    what

36. 02:34
    

    Reluctant brother

    sure that'd be fun uh candidate for manhood um name the best actor in 1982 well a wise one it was ben kingsley for gandhi winner of seven oscars in total yes yes hell i'd be chief but no on this island we have to go hunting for the great white Shark!

37. 02:57

    We have to go searching for the great white shark! I am gonna!

38. 03:02
    

    Traditional brother ?

    Shut up, you pathetic fish head.

39. 03:05
    

    Reluctant brother

    You know, sometimes I look at you and I have to wonder just what the hell are our priorities in this island?

40. 03:10
    

    Traditional brother

    I'll tell you what the priorities are.

41. 03:11
    

    Reluctant brother ?

    What? What? What?

42. 03:11
    

    Traditional brother

    I'll tell you. They're to hunt and to fish and to procreate with women, which is something you will never know.

43. 03:17
    

    Reluctant brother

    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. They're our second brother. other. Now, I might be a boy, but when it comes to women, sometimes I'm a bad boy.

44. 03:28
    

    Traditional brother

    That is forbidden, you.

45. 03:29
    

    Reluctant brother

    Oh, it's forbidden, huh?

46. 03:30
    

    Traditional brother

    Yes, it's forbidden.

47. 03:32
    

    Reluctant brother

    So spank me. Come on, spank me.

48. 03:35
    

    Traditional brother ?

    I'd like to spank you.

49. 03:36
    

    Reluctant brother ?

    Get the elders. Give them a spank this ass. I'd like to see you spank this ass. You haven't got the guts.

50. 03:44
    

    Traditional brother ?

    How do you know?

51. 03:45
    

    Reluctant brother

    I bet you're still a virgin, too. I knew it. Case closed. Now, where's my suntan lotion? Ah, there it is.

52. 03:59
    

    Traditional brother

    Wait a second. What do you need with suntan lotion? You're a native.

53. 04:02
    

    Reluctant brother

    Yes, but psychologically, I'm a tourist.

54. 04:09
    

    Traditional brother

    You're useless.

55. 04:10
    

    Reluctant brother

    Yeah, yeah. I'm Dennis the Menace, right? And you're like a stack record. And speaking of monotony, are you and the boys going out fishing today?

56. 04:18
    

    Traditional brother

    The men of this village fish every day.

57. 04:21
    

    Reluctant brother

    I know. I just thought this is Pagu got eaten by the shark.

58. 04:24
    

    Traditional brother ?

    What?

59. 04:25
    

    Reluctant brother

    Oh, you didn't hear? Oh, yeah. Pagu got eaten by a great white this morning.

60. 04:28
    

    Traditional brother

    It's not Pagu the brave.

61. 04:29
    

    Reluctant brother

    Oh, yeah, they brought back Mr. Brave in a little paper bag, I'll tell you that. In fact, isn't that his hand mounted on his widow's hut?

62. 04:37
    

    Traditional brother ?

    Oh, what?

63. 04:37
    

    Reluctant brother

    Personally, I think it's tacky, but if she likes it...

64. 04:43
    

    Traditional brother

    We are still masters of the shark, don't you worry.

65. 04:45
    

    Reluctant brother

    Oh, yeah, I can see that. Anyway, old master, be careful on the boats today.

66. 04:50
    

    Traditional brother

    Don't you worry.

67. 04:51
    

    Reluctant brother

    Because you never know. Doo-doo. Doo-doo. Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo. Don't you get it?

68. 04:59
    

    Traditional brother ?

    What?

69. 04:59
    

    Reluctant brother

    Jaws.

70. 05:00
    

    Traditional brother ?

    What?

71. 05:01
    

    Reluctant brother

    1975, Oscar-winning for best original, ah, forget it! I'm off to the beach!

72. 05:06
    

    Traditional brother

    Yeah, go to the beach and help the women with their washing, boy.

73. 05:10
    

    Reluctant brother ?

    Yeah, I think I will. I wish they all could be California. Hey, Mona, how's it hanging, baby? Mona, it's me, Sabu, Sabu Daborski, I live in the second hand.