Ruth's Chris Employees

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   Thanks for dining at Ruth's Chris.

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   Have a good night, you guys.

3. 00:04

   Wow. Remind me not to work Halloween again.

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   Yeah, this place is empty tonight.

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   Yeah, I mean, God, I can't wait to get out of here, man.

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   I mean, you know what I'm going to do when we get out?

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   I'm going to try to get a little something-something.

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   All right, son.

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   Right? I mean, like, you know I'm the same.

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    I'm trying to get something sexy going on for sure.

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    I hear that, son

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    Um, why are you guys talking like that?

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    Cause that's how we talk

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    When we're talking about sex

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    You know, you gotta make it sound smooth, son

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    Oh, please

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    Don't call me son

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    I can't wait till I get to do it

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    No, me too, me too

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    I'ma bet I'm gonna be good at it

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    I bet I'm gonna be good

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    Hell yeah, son

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    When I do it, though

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    They're gonna have to call me perfection, right?

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    You know, cause I'm gonna be like

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    Like, that's how I'm going to do it when I finally get to do it.

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    Right?

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    I mean, like, let's get real, because they're going to have to call me impact, you know?

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    Because, like, around about 2 a.m. some night, I'm just going to be like.

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    I'm sorry.

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    I'm sorry.

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    This is personal, but are you guys all virgins?

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    Yes, we are.

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    Yes, son.

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    Wow.

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    Not for long.

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    Not for long, though, you know?

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    That's right.

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    Look if I get to do it, if I ever get to do it, I'll tell you something. They're gonna call me

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    Intensity man, cuz I'm gonna be all like I'm gonna be all like

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    Mm-hmm.

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    Okay.

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    That's good.

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    Where do you picture the other person? Yeah

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    Yeah, exactly. Where where tell us y'all they have to call me impatient. Okay, cuz I would be like peewee and make that

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    That's my playhouse

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    like,

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    Okay,

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    That's sex

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    None of this is sex

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    excuse me yes can we help you we were wondering if we can move further away

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    from you if you were going to continue talking about sex yeah absolutely

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    wherever you'd like I mean for real though yeah real when I do get to do it

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    mm-hmm I'm be like a like a cartoon guy he's a bit like running away from some

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    I'm about to get out of your bed.

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    That'll work.

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    Yeah, all right, all right.

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    Dorothy, quiet.

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    You and your husband are married.

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    Tell us how you guys do it.

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    And don't leave anything out, even if it seems obvious.

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    I am not going to talk about my sex life with you guys.

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    I got you.

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    I respect that.

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    But like, real quick, is there ever a point

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    where you're like behind the guy or that's not worth it

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    because that's nothing, right?

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    Yeah.

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    I mean, I really can't think of what that would be.

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    Okay, but me, me, I want to get that surgery in the butt

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    so that you can, like, go all night forever.

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    What?

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    You know, what? I don't know.

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    Oh, no, but see, for me, though,

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    I'm going to be, like, as sexy as a Dracula

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    coming out of a coffin, you know, like...

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    Whoa!

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    Yo, yo, yo.

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    I'm going to make my face as big as it can go, like...

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    I'm gonna be like a guy who keeps slipping on the ice like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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    See, when I do it, son, when I do it, I'm gonna be like a turn of the century southern woman who keeps picking up her bloomers like, woo, woo, you know, driving all the boys crazy, son.

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    So, Dave, you're gay?

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    What?

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    About to whoop that ass.

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    I hate this job.

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    I just wish I didn't like you guys so damn much.

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    You know what, I have a book that I could give you.

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    It explains all this stuff.

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    Okay, no, son, books are for nerds.

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    No, no, like, maybe if you just watch us

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    and if you see something that looks like sex,

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    you could say it.

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    So we're just like...

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    Is it? No.

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    Does it ever involve us?

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    My foot is in my root leg, my foot is in my root leg