Versace Pockets

A bored suburban couple can't decide what to eat when Donatella Versace rises from behind their sofa, flanked by shirtless dancers, to unveil her new line of frozen Versace Pockets. In a commercial full of celebrity endorsements, P. Diddy, with his assistant Farnsworth Bentley at his side, raves about finally being able to overpay for frozen food, and Donatella climbs out of P. Diddy's freezer to explain that every pocket comes in its own throwaway $75,000 diamond tote. After she runs through flavors that include Champagne, a manic Rosie O'Donnell gushes about the snacks, and Axl Rose wails a rock anthem about food in a microwave before Donatella bluntly tells the viewers to leave. The product, a final announcement notes, is sold by appointment only.