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Can I Have Your Number?
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The premise
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Darrell interrupts Yvonne before a movie, asks about her boyfriend and keeps looking for an opening to get her number. Her attempts to decline only prompt more compliments about her name and ponytail. When she asks to watch the previews alone, he finally backs away while continuing his one-sided farewell.
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Can I have your number?
Work that updo.
Script
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- 00:04
I
- 00:10
Darrell
Damn
- 00:19
Darrell
Damn, oh Oh, damn, okay, okay, okay okay, excuse Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?
- 00:40
Darrell
Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?
- 00:43
Yvonne
Yeah, what's up?
- 00:45
Darrell
Oh? Yeah, my name Darrell. It's spelled like Darryl, but it's pronounced Darrell
- 00:51
Darrell
Yeah, I just want to let you know the back of your head is ridiculous
- 00:55
Yvonne
uh Thanks. thanks
- 00:59
Darrell
Yeah, you are welcome
- 01:04
Darrell
Where's your boyfriend? Your boyfriend? Where your boyfriend at? Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? Is he getting you Mike and Ikes? Or you like Mike and Ikes? Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where your boyfriend? Where your boyfriend at? Where your boyfriend?
- 01:19
Yvonne
I don't have a boyfriend.
- 01:21
Darrell
Oh you don't? Oh you don't have a boyfriend? Oh okay. Okay, okay, that's cool, yeah.
- 01:27
Darrell
So listen, um, I was wondering, can I have your number? Can I have your number?
- 01:34
Yvonne
No, I don't give out my number in theaters.
- 01:38
Yvonne
We're about to watch a movie.
- 01:40
Darrell
Oh, oh, okay, okay, that's cool, that's cool. I get it, you know. You all into pondering, like, cinemas and make-believes and celluloids. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, me too, me too. Okay, yeah, yeah, I respect that. Yeah, keep doing your thing, Miss Charlotte. Miss Jean Charlotte. Yeah, yeah, that's cute.
- 02:01
Darrell
What's your name, delicate?
- 02:02
oh
- 02:05
Yvonne
Yvonne
- 02:06
Darrell
oh damn hold up that's a French ass name Yvonne yeah my little croissant little cheese on my croissant yeah so listen
- 02:24
Darrell
So listen, can I have your number
- 02:26
Darrell
can I have your number
- 02:28
Yvonne
look this is my day off and I just want to watch this movie alone I'm sorry
- 02:34
Darrell
oh okay okay you know No, I get it. I get it. I respect that. Okay.
- 02:42
Darrell
So I can't have it?
- 02:43
Yvonne
No, I just don't give it out.
- 02:49
Darrell
Okay, okay. I get it. I get it. You being all selective because you got a ponytail, right? Right? You think a lot of men can't handle the regalness of an updo.
- 03:01
Darrell
Right? Right? You all like Grace Kelly? Grace Kelly? Grace Kelly?
- 03:08
Yvonne
No. No, no, I'm not being anything because I have a ponytail.
- 03:11
Darrell
Oh, Vonnie, Vonnie, Vonnie, Vonnie, girl, Vonnie, Vonnie. Don't be insecure, girl. Own that ponytail. Work that up, dude.
- 03:25
Yvonne
Okay, I will.
- 03:27
Darrell
Aw, damn. You kind of sexy when you take my advice, girl. I like that. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, so, um, so listen.
- 03:37
Darrell
Can I have your number? Could I have it? Could I have it? Can I please receive the secret code? That if entered telephonically, it will pass me through to you Which means it'll be your beautiful ass number
- 03:48
Darrell
Could I have it?
- 03:50
Yvonne
No,
- 03:50
Darrell
come on, could I have it? Could I have it? Could I have it? Can I? Can I? Could I have it? Could I have it? Could I have it?
- 04:05
Yvonne
no the previews are about to start and I and I just I want to ponder them alone so but thanks anyway
- 04:12
Darrell
oh okay okay all right that's cool that's cool no no I get it you know you want to like you know go through all the intricacies of cinema okay okay yeah so you know you keep you keep doing your thing you know oh I keep doing your thing Yvonne shall it Yvonne shall it my little Hello Bree, yeah, okay, bye, all right, all right.
- 04:30
Darrell
I'm gonna miss you though, I'm gonna miss you. All right, you enjoy your day girl, all right? Take care, all right. I love you.
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