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Chocolate-Covered Peanuts: Valentine's Day Special

Mad TV 2002 Season 8 Episode 15

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A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.

The setup

In an urban cartoon spoof of the Peanuts holiday specials, lovesick Chuckie Brown spends Valentine's Day chasing a crush, collecting insults and slowly losing his composure.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Sponsored by a mock snack brand, this animated MADtv parody recasts the Peanuts gang as street-smart neighborhood kids. Chuckie Brown confides his crush to his friend Lionel, then turns for help to a schoolyard hustler whose stand offers matchmaking, only to reject the date she sets up. Valentine's Day at school goes no better: everyone else gets cards and candy while he gets a crumpled index card, and his awkward Black History Month report and a clumsy love note send the day further off course until he loses his temper and the class turns on him. It closes with a wry shrug that the day was not a total loss.

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Chuckie Brown

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Highly quotable.

I may be a freak, but I'm not desperate.

All I got was an index card with a booger on it.

ScriptEnglish · 17 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

00:00
Speaker 1
Dolly Madison Chitlins and Grape Soda presents a chocolate-covered Peanuts Valentine's Day special.
00:06
Speaker 2
Happy V-Day, Chuckie Brown.
00:09
Chuckie Brown
I don't know what it is, Lionel, but whenever I see that little nappy-headed girl, my stomach hurts, I can't breathe, and my pants get tighter.
00:17
Speaker 2
I feel you. Here's someone who can help.
00:20
Speaker 3
What the dealio, Chuckie Brown?
00:23
Chuckie Brown
Hi, Lucinda. I want you to help me get with that little nappy-headed girl.
00:27
Speaker 3
That hundred-dollar hoe? Chuckie, she's out of your league But I've got the girl for you She's into big-headed brothers Yo, Violetta Here you go, Chuckie Give her a plate of scrimps And she's good to go
00:44
Chuckie Brown
Hell no I'm not going out with that buster I may be a freak But I'm not desperate Oh, Even my dog gets more booty than me I I love Valentine's Day it's that one special time when people express their love with cards, candy, and lots of bling all I got was an index card with a booger on it there she is, Lionel the nappy-headed girl it's now or never I've gotta let her know my feelings
01:26
Chuckie Brown
yes ma'am you want me to present my report for Black History Month? is that what you want? You know what? Cause I can't understand one damn thing you said.
01:36
Speaker 4
Tomorrow
01:38
Chuckie Brown
My report is on world-renowned poet, educator, and civil rights activist, Dr. Maya Angelou. Dear little nappy-headed hoe, you is one fine biznatch. I love me a thick ghetto-licious booze.
01:53
Speaker 5
That You really asked out that time, Chuckie Brown, no wonder you didn't get any valentines.
02:03
Speaker 3
That's it. Call the 5-0. Chuckie Brown's trippin'.
02:10
Chuckie Brown
Would it have killed you bitches to give me one damn valentine all I asked for is a little love and respect Now I've got a ice you mother's trumpet blockhead
02:21
Speaker 5
They said Chuckie Brown. Nobody wants a nasty Bubble-headed freak like you and my grandma has a bigger gap than that
02:32
Speaker 2
Sorry, your homicidal massacre turned out whack Chuckie.
02:36
Chuckie Brown
Thanks Lionel Brown. You know, I may not have boned that little nappy-headed girl, but Valentine's Day wasn't a total bust.