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Vampires: Salsa Night

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The setup

Two old-world vampires seek exotic seduction at a decidedly down-to-earth salsa night.

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The premise

Here’s the bit.

Pharius and Horschstadt arrive at a local Latin dance evening expecting intoxicating romance. Instead, the company and conversation fall far short of the aristocratic adventures they remember, and their enthusiasm dwindles as they discuss an earlier partner’s unglamorous claims to fame. When a lively woman invites them onto the floor, their ornate compliments meet brisk practical concerns about buses and late-night food. Horschstadt adapts his courtship to the evening’s more modest possibilities.

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A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The individual clip was uploaded by a fan in January 2019. Its original BBC episode aired on 27 November 2010.

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