Urinal Neighbor

A businessman stands quietly at a urinal in an office restroom when another man bursts in and takes the spot beside him. The newcomer slumps against the wall, pants, moans with relief, pounds the tiles and eventually breaks down sobbing, while his neighbor keeps glancing over in mounting disbelief. After all that build-up, it turns out he hasn't even started yet: he composes himself, unzips, finishes in a brief, forceful burst, zips up and strolls out, leaving the bewildered man alone at the urinal.