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Put Your Hands Up
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
On a Friday night in a packed club, a DJ works the crowd with the classic order to put your hands up. His conditions start out flattering to the guys dancing with their dates, then narrow into claims about money, stamina and criminal records that most of them clearly cannot back up. Hands hesitate, partners glance over, and the men trade uneasy looks while two friends near the dance floor try to look casual. After a final line that calls out everyone who has just realized they are bluffing, the whole room cheerfully throws its hands up again.
The funny people
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Highly quotable.
If you kill other people, put your hands up.
If you run an actual drug ring, put your hands up.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:03
Speaker 1
It's Friday night, make some noise, put your mother hands in the air, if you cool like a pimp, put your hands up, if you cool like a pimp, put your hands up, cause you're an actual pimp, put your hands up, if you own a bunch of women, put your hands up.
- 00:34
Speaker 1
If you're going to hit it all night, put your hands up. If you're going to hit it all night, put your hands up. If you maintain an erection for 12 hours, put your hands up.
- 00:48
Speaker 1
Without the benefit of Viagra, put your hands up. If you're a real life gangster, put your hands up. If you're a real life gangster, put your hands up. If you kill other people, put your hands up If you the biggest boss here put your hands up If you run an actual drug ring put your hands up If you just realize that you're full of put your hands up
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