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Meegan and Andre Go to the Movies
SKETCH-O-VISION
A VERY GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME.
The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Andre leaves a darkened screening to find the restroom, and Meegan promptly stands up to track him down. She loudly pesters strangers, shouts his name, and tries to reach him by phone and voice assistant while the audience keeps shushing her. Andre is sitting only a few rows away and keeps answering his phone, yet neither can spot the other in the dark, and the confusion builds as she wanders through the rows and even climbs into the projection booth demanding the house lights. By the end the crowd is thoroughly fed up with her.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 2
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
I'm looking for my boyfriend.
I want to see my boyfriend.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Peter Atencio
Director
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:05
Meegan
I'm going to the bathroom.
- 00:06
Andre
Okay.
- 00:07
Meegan
Excuse me. Excuse me.
- 00:10
Andre
Meegan? Meegan? Quiet down.
- 00:12
Meegan
Excuse me.
- 00:13
Andre
Meegan, you're being loud.
- 00:14
Meegan
Excuse me. Shh. And... Excuse me.
- 00:29
Andre
Meegan? Meegan? Meegan? What are you doing?
- 00:35
Meegan
Andre.
- 00:36
Andre
Meegan.
- 00:37
Meegan
Andre, where are you?
- 00:38
Speaker 1
Shh.
- 00:39
Meegan
You shh. I'm looking for my boyfriend.
- 00:42
Speaker 1
Girl. Okay, wait.
- 00:43
Meegan
I'm doing it right now, dude.
- 00:44
Andre
Meegan.
- 00:45
Meegan
Andre.
- 00:46
Andre
Meegan.
- 00:47
Speaker 1
Shh.
- 00:49
Meegan
Don't shh me.
- 00:50
Speaker 1
I'm shushing you.
- 00:51
Meegan
Who are you? Andre.
- 00:53
Andre
Meegan.
- 00:56
Meegan
Andre.
- 00:57
Andre
Meegan.
- 00:57
Meegan
Andre.
- 00:58
Andre
Meegan. Meegan, come here.
- 00:59
Meegan
Andre.
- 01:00
Andre
Meegan.
- 01:00
Meegan
Andre.
- 01:01
Andre
Meegan.
- 01:02
Meegan
Andre.
- 01:02
Andre
Meegan.
- 01:03
Meegan
Andre.
- 01:04
Andre
Meegan.
- 01:04
Meegan
Andre. Siri, Why would you go back to where you were before? Siri, call Andre.
- 01:14
Andre
Don't call me. What is wrong with you? What the fuck
- 01:25
Meegan
Andre, where are you?
- 01:26
Andre
I'm behind you.
- 01:27
Meegan
Will you FaceTime me?
- 01:29
Andre
I'm not going to do it right now. You wouldn't be able to see me. It's fucking dark in here.
- 01:32
Meegan
I know. That's why I can't find you.
- 01:35
Andre
I'm directly behind you. Turn around.
- 01:37
Meegan
Okay, I'm gonna turn around
- 01:38
Andre
I'm You didn't need to announce it. Just do it.
- 01:41
Meegan
I'm right there
- 01:42
Andre
If fuck, fuck.
- 01:44
Meegan
Stop yelling at me.
- 01:46
Andre
you sustained a head injury or had a stroke in the last ten minutes?
- 01:50
Meegan
What do you mean by that?
- 01:52
Speaker 1
Meekin dude put your phone.
- 01:55
Andre
Yep
- 01:55
Speaker 1
away.
- 01:55
Andre
Yep.
- 01:56
Meegan
OMG, did you just hang up on me?
- 01:58
Speaker 1
Yes
- 01:59
Meegan
Not talking you sir. I'm talking my boyfriend. It's me Meegan
- 02:03
Speaker 1
No, Get out of you get out of here.
- 02:07
Meegan
I can go wherever I want. I'm looking for my boyfriend
- 02:11
Speaker 1
Come on, you can't be up here.
- 02:12
Meegan
Andre, shut, get off of me, Mr. Director.
- 02:15
Speaker 1
He's not the director
- 02:16
Meegan
Can you shine this light on the audience? I want to see my boyfriend. Let me see something.
- 02:22
Andre
Meegan, get out of the projection booth. Shh.
- 02:25
Meegan
Excuse shush me!
- 02:29
Meegan
me. Excuse me. Excuse me. And... excuse I me, I couldn't find the bathroom.
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