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Meegan, Come Back
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The setup
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The premise
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Meegan storms away from a bar after accusing Andre of flirting. He follows with her forgotten jacket, repeatedly insisting that she take it while she rejects every attempt to end their argument. The chase moves through a courtyard and a marina, then stretches into a desert trek that leaves them both exhausted.
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Like, seriously, your jacket!
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Peter Atencio
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Script
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- 00:02
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Are you kidding me?
- 00:04
Meegan
No!
- 00:05
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Seriously, you gotta come back to the bar right now.
- 00:07
Meegan
You come back in the bar.
- 00:09
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Megan, I don't even know Claire.
- 00:11
Meegan
Yeah, right.
- 00:11
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
I'm sorry. You left your jacket.
- 00:13
Meegan
Yeah, well, why don't you give it to your new fat, ugly girlfriend?
- 00:16
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
I didn't even met her yet.
- 00:17
Meegan
Whatever.
- 00:18
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
You left your jacket, Megan.
- 00:20
Meegan
Oh, throw it in a river.
- 00:21
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Why would I do that?
- 00:23
Meegan
I don't care. I'm over it.
- 00:25
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Where's your jacket, though?
- 00:40
Meegan
No.
- 00:41
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Seriously, Megan. Megan!
- 00:42
Meegan
You start buying drinks for everybody as soon as she comes over? I mean, who does that?
- 00:47
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Megan, come back to the bar!
- 00:48
Meegan
You're literally an asshole!
- 00:51
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
How is that possible? I can't be an asshole. I got arms and legs and a head.
- 00:55
Meegan
Where's my jacket?
- 00:56
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
I have your jacket!
- 00:57
Meegan
Fine.
- 00:58
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Do you want it?
- 00:59
Meegan
No! You know what? Eat it!
- 01:01
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Why would I do that? You know what? I'm not following you anymore! I'm done!
- 01:04
Meegan
Fine, I'm over it!
- 01:04
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Fine! Megan, come back to the bar.
- 01:15
Meegan
No!
- 01:16
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Megan! Megan! Megan, do you want your jacket?
- 01:24
Meegan
No!
- 01:25
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Seriously, come back to the bar.
- 01:27
Meegan
You go back to the bar.
- 01:29
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
I'm gonna throw this jacket in the water.
- 01:31
Meegan
Oh, nice. That's really nice.
- 01:34
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
What do you want me to do, Megan? Damn!
- 01:36
Meegan
Kiss my butt hole, okay?
- 01:37
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Good, fine, fine, then I'm going. I'm leaving right now. God damn it.
- 01:49
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Like seriously, your jacket.
- 01:51
Meegan
No!
- 01:52
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
But it's your jacket, though.
- 01:54
Meegan
Whatever.
- 02:08
Andre (Meegan's boyfriend)
Megan! I have your jacket! Seriously, Megan!
- 02:22
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