Lando's Fan

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A starstruck Cloud City worker corners Lando Calrissian and refuses to let the meeting end until he has pitched himself for a better job.
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Lando Calrissian is strolling through the industrial depths of Cloud City when Zeef, a goggled worker from the carbonite room, spots him and launches into breathless fandom. Zeef calls Lando his inspiration and the reason he moved to Cloud City, then keeps circling back to what he would do in an ideal world: work in the upper chambers, team up with Lando, maybe even pilot the Millennium Falcon. Along the way he gripes about his grimy assignments, complains about his porcine co-workers and points out how few Black faces he sees anywhere in space, while Lando patiently explains the politics of climbing that high under the Empire and keeps trying to walk away. As Zeef fumbles through a pocketless suit looking for a contact card, Lando finally hands him off to Lobot. Insulted at being passed to the cyborg aide, Zeef turns on his idol and starts mocking his hair and his cape, and Lando strolls off murmuring to himself.

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