The Universe

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In a mock Cosmos-style documentary, Bill Nye reveals science's newest finding: the universe exists mainly to send helpful signs to white women in their twenties.
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We now know the universe is essentially a force sending cosmic guidance to white women in their twenties.
Try to imagine the universe as a giant dream board on which women pin their wishes.

Bill Nye, in a tuxedo aboard a starship-like set, hosts a solemn astronomy special about humanity's quest to understand the cosmos, then announces a breakthrough: the universe is not chaotic matter after all but a force that steers young white women toward whatever they already wanted. Each of his lessons cuts to an example. At a frozen-yogurt shop, a woman decides that a wrong turn she took while texting at the wheel was the universe telling her to start taking calcium. In a spin studio, Amy reads a yoga classmate's T-shirt as cosmic permission to keep sleeping with her married boss. Nye likens the universe to a giant vision board, and on a couch Abbi waits for it to deliver a rare designer puppy while Ilana, who quit her job a year earlier to sell mittens she has yet to make, asks to crash at Abbi's place until business picks up. Back on the bike, Amy's friend explains that a deadly cyclone interrupting her TV show was really a sign to cancel cable, which leaves even Amy baffled, and Nye strolls off into the stars.

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