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1. 00:01
   

   Mr. Hedley

   Hey man, me home!

2. 00:05

   Speaker 1

   And now it's time for another episode of hey man with the hardest-working West Indian family the Antleys.

3. 00:12

   Can I run? Help!

4. 00:16
   

   Mrs. Hilda Hedley

   How many times I got to tell you not to put your uniforms on my good sofa

5. 00:20
   

   Mr. Hedley

   Don't yell at me woman. I drop me uniform wherever I want I wear 15 job. I don't have time for your foolishness when I come home. I'm tired damn it

6. 00:29
   

   Mrs. Hilda Hedley

   Listen, you think you the only one work hard? I got nine job myself, you know. Because it's I have to do all the cooking and the cleaning and the washing round here, not to mention the welding.

7. 00:40
   

   Mr. Hedley

   Well, combined, that's only 12 job, lazy woman.

8. 00:45
   

   Mrs. Hilda Hedley

   What do you think it is at all?

9. 00:47
   

   Byron Hedley

   Hey, man.

10. 00:49
    

    Mr. Hedley

    Speaking of lazy, ain't the laziest, laziest idiot ever lived? Young Billy Vanilla Rasta Boy. You I'm just about to working at the hotel now?

11. 01:03
    

    Byron Hedley

    no because I just got fired from there I don't care no Yankee man's bag plus me have four perfectly good job left

12. 01:12
    

    Mr. Hedley

    food job let me tell you something young roster boy when I was your age I was a maintenance man a carpenter a cab driver a cook a hospital orderly a security guard a tour guide a fish cleaner and an Amway distributor all in the same day I I didn't even have time to almost make you boy

13. 01:33
    

    Byron Hedley

    well pop me in 10 bands now we don't have even a little bit of time for myself now

14. 01:40
    

    Mr. Hedley

    tin ban and full job that's 14 tings that's not about it i taught boy come here you chip off the old banana boat me proud of you boy

15. 01:52
    

    Mr. Hedley

    you hear that you lazy layabouts my boy got 14 job

16. 01:57
    

    Mr. Hedley

    well if it's table napkin turn table cloth

17. 02:05
    

    Mr. Hedley

    what you doing home right now

18. 02:09
    

    Margaret Hedley

    daddy leave me alone i have a date with my new boyfriend

19. 02:12
    

    Mrs. Hilda Hedley

    tell us about this new fella

20. 02:16
    

    Margaret Hedley

    well him name is danny him american him very funny and i think i love he

21. 02:21
    

    Mrs. Hilda Hedley

    and what else what do daddy want to hear

22. 02:26
    

    Margaret Hedley

    well i'm very successful you know Oh, he make over $100,000 a year. Mama gonna be rich.

23. 02:34
    

    Mr. Hedley

    $100,000? How many job he got to make $100,000?

24. 02:38
    

    Margaret Hedley

    Only one. He's a doctor.

25. 02:40

    One job! One! job

26. 02:43
    

    Mrs. Hilda Hedley

    according to the boy with one job

27. 02:45
    

    Margaret Hedley

    I hear it That's all you ever talk about. Work, work, work. What about love? Look at the two of you. You're tired and you're bogged out all the time. Why don't you go and take a vacation?

28. 02:55
    

    Mr. Hedley

    Oh, me on vacation now from 13 jobs.

29. 02:59
    

    Margaret Hedley

    but Papa how can I think about working when I am in love it's just like when you and mama just met remember

30. 03:05
    

    Mr. Hedley

    I never love your mother I marry your mother because she had six job

31. 03:12
    

    Mrs. Hilda Hedley

    nice Korean boy you was dead and he had a hundred job

32. 03:18
    

    Margaret Hedley

    him dead now and drop dead at a job interview

33. 03:22

    hundred

34. 03:24
    

    Mrs. Hilda Hedley

    That means 100 job opening

35. 03:27
    

    Mr. Hedley

    a hundred job opening someone get my newspaper

36. 03:29
    

    Margaret Hedley

    don't know why I tell you stupid with people anything. I'm in love and I'm the most important thing. You're supposed to be on my side anyway.

37. 03:37

    Speaker 2

    Hey, Edly, shut up in there. This ain't your area, you know.

38. 03:40

    hell up in there! Thanks!

39. 03:44
    

    Mr. Hedley

    Hey, Hey, man, don't nobody tell God free him, he'll be quacking his own ass. if I didn't have to go to work, if I had the time, I'd call Whoopi Rush right now.

40. 03:52

    Speaker 1

    Join

41. 03:54
    

    Mr. Hedley

    Oh, no, oh, my God, look at the time! Oh, hammer! Hang on, I gotta go to work!

42. 04:02

    Speaker 1

    Join us again soon for Hey, Man with the Headleaf. You can't tell if they're happy or mad. They're just working.