Santa In A Bar

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

1. 00:00

   Speaker 1

   Ooh, Pantoo!

2. 00:03

   Hear

3. 00:09
   

   Joe

   You that? It's midnight.

4. 00:12
   

   Joe

   Merry Christmas, Drew.

5. 00:13
   

   Trip

   Merry Christmas, Joe.

6. 00:14
   

   Joe

   Merry Christmas, Doggy.

7. 00:16
   

   Augie

   Merry Christmas, fellas. Next one's on me.

8. 00:20
   

   Joe

   You guys remember what Christmas was like when we were kids? It was pretty great, huh?

9. 00:24
   

   Trip

   Yeah, I remember when I was a little kid, I'd always try to wake up before the rest of my family, so I could go downstairs and look at all my presents underneath the tree, but every time my mom would already be waiting for me with a big mug of cider.

10. 00:37
    

    Augie

    Growing up in Brooklyn we didn't have a lot of money, but I remember one Christmas my little sister Rosemary wanted to get me a gift so badly that she drew a picture of an angel and put it in an old frame she found. God bless her.

11. 00:53
    

    Joe

    We used to always have a real nice family gathering, and then the old man would take me hunting. Only day all year he'd go hunting with me instead of his drinking buddies.

12. 01:03
    

    Joe

    Sometimes I really do miss that old son of a gun.

13. 01:07
    

    Joe

    Yeah, Christmas sure ain't what it used to be.

14. 01:19
    

    Santa Claus

    Barkeep. Barkeep, a drink, please.

15. 01:21
    

    Augie

    What'll it be?

16. 01:22
    

    Santa Claus

    Oh, whiskey neat would be just splendid, thank you.

17. 01:25
    

    Joe

    Long night, pal?

18. 01:27
    

    Santa Claus

    Oh, it's just getting started for me. I have to work all night.

19. 01:37
    

    Trip

    Well, welcome to Augie's Pub. My name's Tripp, this here's Joe, and behind the bar is Augie. What's your name?

20. 01:44
    

    Santa Claus

    Nick.

21. 01:45
    

    Joe

    So So you say you gotta work all night, huh? What is it that you do, Nick?

22. 01:53
    

    Santa Claus

    Let's just say I'm in the giving business.

23. 02:00
    

    Augie

    So where are you from, Nick? I haven't seen you around these parts before.

24. 02:04
    

    Santa Claus

    Oh, I live a bit north of here.

25. 02:13
    

    Joe

    Barkeep, Barkeep, is that a picture of your dog?

26. 02:16
    

    Augie

    Yep, that's Gracie. Greatest month I've ever lived. You got any dogs, Nick?

27. 02:22
    

    Santa Claus

    No. I'm more of a I'm a reindeer man.

28. 02:27
    

    Trip

    So See you're an out of towner. You do a lot of traveling.

29. 02:38
    

    Santa Claus

    Yes, I travel all over the world. In my sleigh.

30. 02:49
    

    Joe

    So you married Nick?

31. 02:52
    

    Santa Claus

    To my beautiful wife of many years, Mrs. Claus.

32. 03:00
    

    Augie

    So you said you're from north of here. Whereabouts exactly? Farmington? Jefferson?

33. 03:06

    Speaker 2

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

34. 03:07
    

    Santa Claus

    Ho ho ho ho ho. I live at the North Pole, along with a band of elves who manufacture the toys I deliver for Christmas.

35. 03:23
    

    Santa Claus

    Well, that was just great. Thanks for the company, Augie Turner, Joseph Wells, and Trip Backstrom. I'm afraid I must take my leave now, for you see, it is Christmas, which means I must spend I spend the evening delivering toys to all the children of the world because I am Santa Claus. Rudolph, Oh, Rudolph, your nose shines so bright.

36. 04:00
    

    Joe

    Do Do you you think that could have been?

37. 04:25

    Speaker 1

    Oh, pantsuit.

38. 04:27

    Speaker 3

    Boxing Day, unlike the rest of Canada's history, is filled with romance, intrigue, mystery, excitement and adventure. It was founded by the 14th Prime Minister, Richard Boxing.