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Blind Guys (Live)
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Dennis and Paul, a pair of blind stand-up comedians, greet the theater audience and joke about their senses of humor. They tease each other with a fake warning about a bee, then start in on newspaper gags before one of them wanders off without noticing. He tumbles off the stage and into the seats, calling out for his partner, while the one left on stage shouts back. Each tries to guide the other by voice, but the speakers make that useless, and the lost comic stumbles around the crowd until they finally find each other for a relieved hug.
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Highly quotable.
I haven't seen it, but I sure as hell felt it.
I can't smell you.
Oh, thank God!
Script
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- 00:12
Hi everybody.
- 00:15
hi everybody hi everybody my name is Dennis and I am Paul and we were both
- 00:24
born blind yes but at least we have some of our senses that's right the sense of
- 00:29
humor look out Dennis what look out Dennis what is it Oh Dennis no look out
- 00:37
is there something Dennis look out no what is beyond you oh god I hear a bee
- 00:42
on you. No! There's a bee. It's gonna sting you. God! No! I'm just kidding. You always do that. I always do. I always do.
- 00:53
Well, let's get down to doing what we do best. Comedy. That's right. Dennis, have you seen the
- 00:59
newspaper lately? Well, I haven't seen it, but I sure as hell felt it. Touche. Touche. Well, there's a big
- 01:07
Big story coming out, it seems that Hillary Clinton has gotten herself a...
- 01:11
Paul?
- 01:16
Paul?
- 01:17
Dennis?
- 01:18
Paul?
- 01:19
Dennis?
- 01:21
Paul, where'd you go?
- 01:22
Dennis, I fell off the stage.
- 01:24
I'm trying to...
- 01:25
Get back on stage.
- 01:27
Dennis, wait.
- 01:28
wait, sorry, Dennis.
- 01:31
Paul, I can't smell you.
- 01:33
I think I'm...
- 01:34
I'm in the audience.
- 01:35
Oh, well, just follow my voice.
- 01:38
I'm trying to get back to the stage.
- 01:38
Just follow my voice, Paul.
- 01:40
There's speakers.
- 01:40
I can't hear your voice.
- 01:41
It's everywhere.
- 01:43
Dennis, help me.
- 01:45
Where are you?
- 01:45
I'm just going to come and find you, buddy.
- 01:48
Dennis!
- 01:50
Paul!
- 01:51
I hear you.
- 01:52
Paul!
- 01:52
Dennis!
- 01:53
Dennis!
- 01:54
It smells fucking terrible over here.
- 01:57
Dennis!
- 01:58
Paul!
- 01:59
Where are you?
- 02:00
Dennis!
- 02:01
Dennis!
- 02:01
Oh, thank God!
- 02:02
Oh!
- 02:04
That really is beautiful.
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