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Titopotomus
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The setup
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The premise
Here’s the bit.
Lounging around the living room on a weeknight, Darren rallies Trevor, Timmy and Sam for a trip to a strip club, but choosing one proves impossible. Each suggestion is another groan-worthy pun, shot down because the place burned down, got raided or smells terrible, while Sam keeps pushing a jungle-side club called Titopotomus that nobody else has heard of and that sounds suspiciously like a scene from Fantasia. Out on the street their luck gets no better: Timmy's pick has sent its dancers home after an outbreak, and the doorman at another club reports that all of his strippers have been abducted. Timmy gives up and heads home, the rest start debating which gay clubs might still be open, and Timmy wanders back with fresh ideas. Finally the show's executive producer, Jim Biederman, appears at a desk to apologize for a sketch with no point and no arc, then can't help listing more ridiculous club names himself as the end credits roll.
The funny people
Meet the cast. 5
Say it with us
Highly quotable.
Come on, it's not like it's only hippopotamuses.
Why can't four fun-loving guys decide on a strip club to go to?
I'd like to apologize for letting this sketch go on as long as it has.
Behind the scenes
The people who made it.
Zach Cregger
Director
Episode co-director (WKUK Ep. 42 / S4E2) per Wikipedia episode list and official end credits
Trevor Moore
Director
Episode co-director (WKUK Ep. 42 / S4E2) per Wikipedia episode list and official end credits
A little extra
Notes from the archive.
The closing sketch of the episode; its list of made-up club names keeps going over the end credits.
Script
Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.
- 00:00
Do do do, do do do do Guys,
- 00:32
Darren
Hey guys, it's a weeknight. You know what that means.
- 00:36
Strip club!
- 00:38
Timmy
Yeah, where are we going?
- 00:40
Trevor
Uh, lace?
- 00:41
Darren
Oh, that place burned down.
- 00:42
Sam
Girls, girls, girls?
- 00:43
Darren
No, that place got busted.
- 00:45
Sam
Why?
- 00:45
Darren
Too many girls.
- 00:46
Timmy
We could go to Barely Illegal.
- 00:48
Trevor
No, everyone there got arrested, too.
- 00:50
Timmy
Really?
- 00:51
Trevor
Yeah, just barely.
- 00:54
Sam
To Titipotamus!
- 00:56
What? Ugh. I've never heard of Titipotamus. I don't think I want to go to a strip club called Titopotamus.
- 01:02
Sam
Come on, it's not like it's only hippopotamuses.
- 01:05
What?
- 01:06
Darren
Hey, how about we go to Asshole's Cabbage Patch?
- 01:08
Nah, we went there a couple weeks ago. The dude who owns it is a total asshole. Where is Titopotamus?
- 01:14
Sam
Yeah, it's outside the city. You know, by the jungle.
- 01:16
Yeah, that place doesn't exist.
- 01:18
Trevor
What about Hurtin' and Squirtin'?
- 01:20
Darren
That place is... I don't like that place.
- 01:23
Trevor
Oh, come on, you just gotta wear a slicker there. It's like a Gallagher show.
- 01:26
Sam
What about Daddy's Fucked Up Secret?
- 01:27
No, that place is fucked up.
- 01:29
Timmy
What about behind the beef curtains?
- 01:31
The place smells like crap.
- 01:33
Sam
Do you guys think I dreamed tittipotamus?
- 01:35
Trevor
Did the dancers all have pink tutus?
- 01:37
Sam
Yeah.
- 01:38
Trevor
Yeah, that's that movie Fantasia.
- 01:39
What about missing children from the 90s?
- 01:41
Darren
Guys, stains, stains, stains.
- 01:44
No. No.
- 01:45
Sam
Let's go to Vaginal Tears.
- 01:47
That's not how you pronounce that, and that place is horrible.
- 01:51
Darren
You know, this is ridiculous. Why can't four fun-loving guys decide on a strip club to go to?
- 01:55
Timmy
I got it. STDD's.
- 01:58
Yeah! We can go to STDD's. Let's go!
- 02:01
Speaker 1
Hey fellas, welcome to STDD's. Unfortunately, we've had a pretty bad outbreak and all of our dancers have the night off tonight. But we did bring some dancers over from our sister club, Hepatitis C Cups.
- 02:19
It's not the same.
- 02:20
Speaker 1
Well, you could go down to the Boo Museum. I hear it's nipple night.
- 02:23
Ooh, nipple night at the Boo Museum.
- 02:25
Trevor
I just got a text they're having two-for-one drink specials at the farting whore
- 02:28
oh yeah
- 02:29
Timmy
or we could go to minor indiscretions
- 02:31
Darren
you're a pervert dude
- 02:32
Trevor
hey we could go to uh areola 51.
- 02:35
oh yeah there we go let's go there yeah let's do it
- 02:38
Speaker 2
welcome to areola 51 gentlemen unfortunately all our dancers got abducted
- 02:45
Trevor
that's funny
- 02:46
Speaker 2
oh why is that funny some mexican drug lords threw all our strippers in a van and took off
- 02:51
oh sorry fucking asshole
- 02:55
Darren
we could go to stephen king's tit
- 02:57
Timmy
i'm just gonna go home
- 03:00
Sam
you know it's so late that the only clubs that'll be open are the gay ones
- 03:06
Darren
well which one should we go to
- 03:08
Trevor
well we could go to watching taint dry
- 03:10
Darren
we could go to 20th century cocks
- 03:13
Sam
hey how about the schlong and winding road
- 03:17
Trevor
oh hey what about dick nolte's
- 03:19
Speaker 2
well that place isn't there anymore now Now it's the riddle of the sphincter.
- 03:23
Darren
We can go to Stop, Cock, and Roll.
- 03:25
Sam
What about Bad Attitudes?
- 03:28
Speaker 2
What about Norman Cockwell's Family Dinner?
- 03:30
Darren
How about we go to Wiggle and Willie's Wiener Floss?
- 03:33
Timmy
Hey, guys, I decided to come back. What do you guys think about Through the Looking Ass?
- 03:37
Trevor
We could go to Queer One Imports.
- 03:39
Himself
Hi, there. My name is Jim, and I'm one of the executive producers of the show. I'd like to apologize for letting this sketch go on as long as it has. It really has no point. there's no arc it's just bumbling idiots coming up with stupid strip club names like condom Lisa Rice or the hard-on boys stupid names like Nancy screw some like it twat first man to walk on the poon mermaid Zelda's butt shrimp inner Inner City Crack, Come Dungeon, Captain Blowheart's Tithole, Aretha Franklin, Scores, The Spitting Penis, In Space No One Can Hear You Cream, The Breast Barn, Scrooge McFuck's Honeybin, Wieners with a Z at the end, Harry on the Hendersons, Mao Zedong's Sweatshop, up your butt and around the corner the Staten Island Ferry
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