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Chad Horror Movie

Saturday Night Live2018Season 44Episode 14
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The setup

Chad’s indifference derails a masked killer’s elaborate revenge plot before the villain can make him scared.

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Community rating

8.0 / 10

The premise

Here’s the bit.

Alone at his mother’s house, Chad gets a sinister phone call and keeps treating it like an ordinary interruption. The caller tries to stage a terrifying game, but Chad rejects the invitation, misunderstands the threats and struggles to find the right light switch. A pizza deliveryman arrives mortally wounded; Chad takes the food and returns to the couch. The killer finally appears in person and unmasks as Ferguson Tuttle, a former schoolmate with a long list of grievances. Chad barely remembers him and soon turns back to television. Even the killer’s concern for the white couch cannot prevent the spilled pizza from bringing his revenge scheme to an abrupt, self-inflicted end.

The funny people

Meet the cast. 3

Say it with us

Highly quotable.

Do you want to play a game?

Oh, nice to meet you.

Oh, no thanks.

Behind the scenes

The people who made it.

A little extra

Notes from the archive.

The opening title card presents the film as The Unknown Caller.

ScriptEnglish · 60 turns

Automatically generated script; wording may contain errors. Speaker labels are inferred.

  1. 00:10

    Chad

    Hello?

  2. 00:11

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Hello, Chad.

  3. 00:15

    Chad

    Who this?

  4. 00:16

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Uh, uh, uh. I ask the questions here.

  5. 00:19

    Chad

    This Matt?

  6. 00:19

    Ferguson Tuttle

    No. Tell me, Chad.

  7. 00:21

    Chad

    This Kelly?

  8. 00:22

    Ferguson Tuttle

    No. Do you want to play a game?

  9. 00:26

    Chad

    Oh, no thanks.

  10. 00:33

    Chad

    Hello?

  11. 00:33

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Sorry, Chad. You can't say no to a game that you're already playing.

  12. 00:39

    Chad

    Okay.

  13. 00:39

    Ferguson Tuttle

    And I'll know if you're cheating, Chad, because I'm watching you right now

  14. 00:44

    Chad

    okay

  15. 00:47

    Ferguson Tuttle

    and because I'm fair I'll let you put some shorts on before we start

  16. 00:53

    Chad

    I'm good

  17. 00:55

    Ferguson Tuttle

    I'm not asking

  18. 00:57

    Chad

    okay

  19. 00:58

    Ferguson Tuttle

    tell me Chad what's your biggest fear

  20. 01:04

    Chad

    dick falls off

  21. 01:05

    Ferguson Tuttle

    but I bet you also fear death and if you lose My game your pretty little throat will get slit

  22. 01:17

    Chad

    Hmm slit

  23. 01:20

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Light on

  24. 01:21

    Chad

    okay.

  25. 01:22

    Ferguson Tuttle

    I have something I want you to see No patio light,

  26. 01:28

    Chad

    okay

  27. 01:29

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Now that turned on the hall light the other one patio light. No. No. Oh my god. Never mind. Your girlfriend's head is out there

  28. 01:38

    Chad

    I don't have a girlfriend

  29. 01:39

    Ferguson Tuttle

    then who is Ashley?

  30. 01:42

    Chad

    We just .

  31. 01:43

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Ah, the pizza's here, Chad. Better answer the door.

  32. 01:49

    Chad

    Lit.

  33. 01:49

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Strange that you didn't order pizza.

  34. 01:52

    Chad

    Hello.

  35. 01:55

    Chad

    Thanks.

  36. 02:00

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Shame about the pizza guy. But now you know the game is real. And the steaks are... Uh, Chad, can you get a plate? You're eating pizza over your mom's white couch and rug, and I know you're going to spill it.

  37. 02:13

    Chad

    There's one under the pizza box.

  38. 02:14

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Okay. Got it.

  39. 02:19

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Hello, Chad.

  40. 02:21

    Chad

    Hello. Hello?

  41. 02:23

    Ferguson Tuttle

    No, Chad, I'm the person who was on the phone.

  42. 02:25

    Chad

    Oh, what up?

  43. 02:26

    Ferguson Tuttle

    You might remember me, Chad. We grew up together. You called me every name in the book. Except my own. Ferguson Tuttle.

  44. 02:37

    Chad

    Oh, nice to meet you.

  45. 02:39

    Ferguson Tuttle

    We've met. All through middle school, you tormented me. You teased me. You made my life a living hell.

  46. 02:47

    Chad

    Oh, my bad.

  47. 02:47

    Ferguson Tuttle

    You slept with my girlfriend!

  48. 02:50

    Chad

    Oh, I'm sorry.

  49. 02:50

    Ferguson Tuttle

    My sister!

  50. 02:52

    Chad

    Oh, word?

  51. 02:53

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Mother.

  52. 02:54

    Chad

    She good?

  53. 02:55

    Ferguson Tuttle

    My hatred towards you grew in me like a cancer. A cancer that rotted away until I... Are you watching TV?

  54. 03:01

    Chad

    Ridiculousness. Yo, this kid falls right the hell off his bunker.

  55. 03:06

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Chad, do you understand what's going on?

  56. 03:09

    Chad

    Safety.

  57. 03:10

    Ferguson Tuttle

    I'm going to kill you, Chad.

  58. 03:13

    Chad

    Oh, no thanks.

  59. 03:14

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Oh, I'm afraid you don't have a choice.

  60. 03:22

    Ferguson Tuttle

    Game over, Chad.

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